the concert

old drunk lady: who do you think has the best voice of all time?

me: freddie mercury

old lady: no...

me: freddie mercury

old lady: no, whose that guy from that one band...

me: freddie mercury

old lady: i cant remember his name, i think hes in...

me: freddie mercury, hes in Queen. freddie mercury

Old lady: no... i think hes in...

me: freddie mercury, hes in queen...

Old lady: i think hes in Queen... whats his name?

Me: freddie mercury

old lady: i think his name is... Freddie... something...

Me: freddie mercury 

old lady: Freddie mercury! thats it! he has the best voice of all time, don't you agree?

Me: no, i think its Robert Plant...

true story