new born day

the day after tomorrow...

I hate this

I saw a video on yahoo that discussed the dangers of diet soda.
i hated it.
i didn't hate it because of what they were saying, but rather how they were saying it.
they said stuff such as, "Ya' know, you have these things on your back, and they're like acorns, and when you drink soda, they do bad things, but ya' know ya' really wanna do good things. Ya' know?"
its people like that that make me hate people..
"this is just us talking about this! we're talking abooout soooda. Ya' know Gurl fren'?"
"Diet soda is like, the new ciggs, ya' know? Its like, a total drag."

I hate people. especially those two girls on reluctantly healthy...



anyway my day! today i rode my bike and took a bath and played some music and ate some cake yuuuuum.

bird poopy

the guy on the computer next to me is looking at pictures of... bird poop...

anyway, my friend Trevor, who is applying for a job at Disneyland, did not receive a cool-aid straw attached to his cool-aid pouch. Oh, and also my teacher gave me a cutie.
And so, the sad librarian sat staring at nothing in particular, when he noticed an advertisement on his desktop. It read;
YOU THINK YOU KNOW MUSIC!?

Awesome

and so, because i needed to get off campus, but did not have my I.D. card, i had to lie.
And so i walk up and show supervision my brothers I.D. and they say this isnt you and i say yes it is...
and this goes back and fourth until they ask me my name, so i say, Blake Williams, with all the confidence i have, and tell them the ID number..
anyway i was hit by a car within the few seconds of me lying to supervision, and walking away.
And then they found out, I was not in fact Blake Williams, and now i have a saturday school

today i dropped my pen.

today, i dropped
my
pen.
anyway if you took every single person on earth, shoved them all into L.A. and told them all to jump on the count of three.
nothing would happen
well it would be kinda loud...

Do you know what today is?

Quick! get the computer! Run! faster faster. mwaaahahaha but no i was here first.
it was foolish of you to ever think you would get here before me.
and, cool free sharpee pen.. but its broken.
and it smells like pot.


about a months ago, when the new semester started my previous teacher quit and our class was switched over to a new one. However, on the websight he set up for the class, he's still updating it as though we were all in his class, and nothing had changed. and he's still updating grades and assigning our assignments...

and all the people...

descriptive writing. The OLD mad said in a SILLY voice...
"where have all my GOOD cookies gone?"