changes

im thinking about some... changes...
like changing the address for the blog, im not sure too many poeple look up "badbob48"
also, im going to somehow make it so people actually read this, but im still working on that part.
and finally, i think im going to start to use a scheduled.
but most importantleettrergfdhsopfgjksdfghfsduifkjlgsdfghjsdfkghjfghfjgjfossjdfpaskd
im so hungaryty,

and just so you all know, theres a blog archive, so go read older posts... way too many people said they didnt know that.... its just down there (arrow pointing down)

the race

today, the internet on my computer went down while i was listening to "Yes". i'd just got a new album... well... never mind...
anyways, my internet was down, but i didn't know this yet, so i went through the normal procedure. refreshed the page, didn't work. closed the page and re-opened it, didn't work. opened a different page, still not loading.
by this time i was sure something was wrong with opera, so i tried a different browser... google chrome, not working, explore, not working...
at this point, i was sure something was wrong, but i still went through all the browsers...
safari, rockmelt, and every other browser ever known to man except firefox, firefox sucks.
as it turns out, i unplugged the Ethernet chord with my foot... not really, i just wrote this for an excuse to say how much firefox sucks....
if you use firefox you're a "ree?" (no offense)

Part IV

it means nothing, nothing at all.

also, to give this blog more of a blogging "theme", im going tod  fjsa sdgkf dg nsfdbg

Why don't we sing this song all together
Open our heads let the pictures come
And if we close all our eyes together
Then we will see where we all come from

Pictures of us through the steamy haze
Picture of us painted in our place

whats the new?

press space for space... thanks. press enter for
...enter... i guess that makes sense...
use these things "< >" for <tags>
well im in vietnam right now, and its great...
no one speaks english except everyone who happens to speak english.
also, the peanut-butter tastes different, like when you were little and you thought it was the best idea ever to put peanut-butter, cinnamon, butter, and jam all on the same slice of toast....
well, its not quite like that, but its close.

anyways, i've noticed that most other blogs have some sort of "theme" to them, like a music blog, where you get illegal music, or a gardening blog, where you get illegal drugs.

well on this blog, you click on this link»»»»»»magic link that you should click on...         as many times as possible in a hour, think of it as a game...
                                               

minecraft...

so i was playing minecraft on hardcore mode, and im cornered behind a rock surrounded by skeletons. the only way out was to pillar up, or to dig down, and both are really bad ideas, but i was low on health and food, so i have no other choice. i began to dig down, and after not too long, came across some diamond, and thin lava killed me

genius

forever

kraft foods

ok, you may or may not have tried this:

but anyways, what it is. is water flavouring. although, that picture is VERY misleading, because all you need is about one or two drops to flavour the entire glass... well, because i was very thirsty after my track meet, and this was all i could find... i decided to drink it, all of it...

at first i didn't taste it, but then it was like being hit in the face with a giant orange. it was the first time i've cried in years

FOR BROCK (not really)

today, well, right now, i'm, well, yes, i'm, eating. so many cornchips. its disgusting: and also i mouth is chapped because a salt its is bad for, you, face.

and. ia. asd ,dfs.dfa,. sgldfsgfd lkj lkjdg


i feel like that's weak, so hears? a picture///

LIES!!!!

ok, i was at church yesterday... and the guy who says stuff said something, and he was wrong...

he said i would find an Asian and black Jesus on google images, but this is all i found... 

also...

 

the sandwitch?

today, i was eating a sandwich on my moped. i was also on a freeway, and so as you can imagine, a lot of people were jealous of my amazing sandwich. so jealous in fact, that everyone began honking at me and flipping me off. i just laughed and continued to eat my amazing sandwich, until, a woman jumped in front of my moped. the started to scream "I'M A SANDWITCH". which i told her doesn't make sense, but she didn't care. i then ran her over. i flew out of my moped, broke a few ribs, my arms and legs, and my face, but worst of all, i broke my sandwich.

... and i went into a coma.    

and after all

im so thirsty, but i have to pee so bad, and im so tired, but i have to do home work, but my house is on fire, but im listening to pink floyd...

but its a bootleg

and im hungry

temple of syrinx

i was going to post more Beatles lyrics, like yellow submarine, but im pretty sure i've already done that...
maybe... something about my day, and how i pulled the fire alarm... no... bla bla bla, something about several species of small furry animals, gathered together in a cave and, grooving with a pict. and i got a new, well, new to me, album... THE BEST OF STRAWBERRY ALARM-CLOCK VOLUME 1. it was either that or something else, and i chose that.


instead of a boring picture of something being blown up...i have an awesome video...

also don't steal gum

the trashcan

today, i stuck my hand in the garbage disposal. i don't know why, it just seemed like a great idea at the time.

so anyways... while my hand was down there, i felt something small, hard, very smooth, and in a circular shape. well anyways it was a ring, a wedding ring, not my moms, nor my dads, but the cleaning lady's. well, not really, but its better to say that than whose it really was. anyways i grabbed the ring, but when i did, my hand became too big to fit out the disposal. i began to panic because not only was i home alone, but the house was on fire, and my can looked as though she was going to turn on the disposal. i bet you're wondering what i did huh. well i let go of the ring, used the cat to put out the fire, and then quickly ran back and grabbed the ring before it disappeared forever. i then made my hand smaller to get the ring out.

i sold the ring and bought a bunch of candy. im so cool 

rainbow

i want one, so bad.

if i ruled the world...

WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU DON'T LIKE READING.

if i ruled the world RIGHT NOW, the first thing i would do is redistribute wealth. i would make sure no one on this planet has to go to bed hungry. i would stop the oil crisis, (which by the was is not real) and i would pull all of our troops out of every war, and i would stop all foreign policies with all other countries, such as china, and minimize all imports and make the U.S. completely self sufficient. then, i will force all U.S. (government and private) exports to stop. once I've completed all this and our country is now a major superpower because of all the military I've been secretly building up the whole time, and am not just starting to show its true power, i will put only those i can truly trust in my closet, and i will also take away all political power any major corporation has. at this point, people will either love, or hate me, but it doesn't matter, for my office time is almost up, or it would be, if i haven't already made myself a dictator. by this time, there is no currency, everyone goes to work and does their job for food, not paper. everyone now has a role in society, and if not, then they are killed or sent to a labor camp. its around this time where i start to show my true military power, by attacking the evil china. i convince the U.S. that china is the reason for all their problems. china is the one that has been stealing all our food, all our resources. i convince the people that we need to stop the giant before they crush us. we attack and destroy china in one swift strike and make them bow before us. we also assure everyone else that their safe and, that we will never attack any European power.
once I've captured china, we use the entire country not as a industrial country, but as a agricultural country. i know that china has poor soil, but that's the point, what better punishment for the Chinese than to give them an impossible task, after all, they are the ones who stole OUR food in the first place. life like this goes on for a little while, but then  i start ending inferior races. every family that does not meet a certain standard of quality health, or has a disease that can be passed to others or their offspring, will be sent to labor camps and will not be aloud to have children. and children that they may have already had, will be killed. a few years of me building a perfect race and "weeding out" inferiors goes by until, we invade the rest of our disgusting world. we take over every major power in an instant and all weaker nations follow. we take every enemy, every "foreigner" or "alien" and send them to be tested in labs. see what extremes the normal race can withstand. we take everyone else and either kill them in a giant massacre and systematically wipe out inferior races, or send them to labor camps and have them grow food for superiors.

if you have read this far i congratulate you, but I'm not finished yet, this is just the beginning...    

once i have the world completely in my control, that's when i will put my real plans into effect, i will design a test system. you will take the test, first at birth, when you turn 3, 5, 7, 11, 16, 18, 21, and 26. each test will test your commonsense, basic knowledge, physical strength, and ability to react in various situations. if you pass the test at birth, you go on, live a normal life, and proceed as any other child would. if not... you are shipped of to an industrial nation and raised there. you are then trained for the assembly line and will have no opportunities to retake the test. again, if you pass, you will be raised normally, in a mass infant care centre until you prove you are able to live with a host family. when you turn 7, you go to a learning centre but, it is different from school. instead of learning math and English skills, it is a centre where we learn who there are, we test their capability to learn, grow, and we test their ability to think freely. those who truly excel in these categories are tested one final time. this test determines if they are "too smart". if so, they are killed. if not, they are sent back to the centre and constantly monitored to make sure they cause no problems and they are made sure that they will never start an uprising. as they grow and take more tests, we deiced what job they are most suited for, for example, only the extremely manipulable are given government positions. everyone who may cause a problem lives a content life and is made sure never to travel. they also have no job and no worries or troubles. the extremely dumb are given horrible jobs. they are the ones that make sure the superiors have a substantial living style. their other choice, is to join the military and keep everything in order. we also make sure to keep them dumb so they do as we say without question.

after i complete this, i win.

for fun, as i grow old, i plant a seed, i let one child grow that would normally be one of the ones who are "too smart". i will make sure he sees whats wrong with the world. and i near death, i can only hope that one will do something to change the evil that i've created. if not, if he does not try and end the world i've created. then my offspring will take my place at my death and the world will go on like this, forever.     

im too lazy to write a post so all you get is this title. see what happens when you click on it... thats right, NOTHING! also whoever thought it would be funny to send a bunch of random people friend requests on my facebook, its not. not funny at all...

happy 70

today i took a test...
and more importantly, i'm using internet explore instead of Opera and that means no spell check.

and even MORE inportantely i took a video of my teacher playing with his gum, i've gotta make sure to post that sometime. i hope it rains, i really, really, hope it rains

i started...

i started a post but...
and today i too...
and then the hou....


finish your sentences. also their there and their are all different words, except the two they're's's

does that make scene? no

im going to write the rast od this blog with out corresting my typo-o's? if that makes nonce.

SHAMROCK SHAKES!

written by the magnificent Emaly Hunter.

Jason's Response...

Ps: Jason is Cool

sure, but if you decide to tell me

thats not a sentence. just so you know.

i got tetris.

today, i woke up. i got up quite a bit early despite the time change, and had a few spare minutes before i had to head off to class so, i decided to play a little tetris. the "a little tetris" turned into an hour of tetris, and i missed my the beginning of my first class. i thought if i hurried, my teacher would understand that i was late, with the time change and all. i finished getting ready, got all my stuff together, and played one more round of a 2 min tetris game. that one game, turned into another hour, and i missed my first class entirely. because i have about 40 mins between my first and 2nd class, i decided to play a quick tetris game, after all, i cant possibley play for tetris for another 40 mins and be late for another class. anyways, i was right, i played tetris for and hour and a half. missing the first part of my 2nd class. when i saw the time, i quickly stopped tetris, grabbed my bags, and went off to my classes. on the way, there was a game store that ive never seen before. i stopped inside, and i say that they only carried one game, tetris. i looked around anxiously admiring all the new versions of tetris ive never seen before. and then, i saw it. an original tetris for the gameboy. it was exactly 7 dollars, and that just so happened to be the exact number of rare dollar coins i had. i bought the game, and continued on my way to school. by this time, ive missed all my classes, except one...
my exit exam...
i sprinted to class and avoided all distractions, i would not miss this class. i arrived just as the bell rang. i took my test, and played my tetris on the gameboy.
im so cool, and so is emaly.

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here are some posts that, for some reason, i never posted them when i wrote them. hope you enjoy:

please

 if you could, please refresh this page a few hundred times.

"marten lother kig man"

for the guy that found my sight by typing "marten lother kig pic" into yahoo... you suck. learn to spell.

the best part is... he/she still reads my blog.... hourly


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Emaly

Hi. Emanation spells her FDA Agatha Huffman magic unicorn on fire. hungry black child in the

hope you enjoyed

head phones

i had a pair of broken headphones...
and i plugged them into my computer...
and i played david bowie...
and i started to take apart the headphones...
and they caught on fire...
again...

trapped

today, my coworkers and i were doing a regular checkup routine on the stations. everything was going fine, we would pick them up, drop them off, go get 20 more, carry them back and drop them off again. this was going on for a while because it was our only task for the day, so we had to do a mass review. this was going on for several hours and by the end we were all very weary, but there was still a few more "substances" to review, and it was close to "going home time". most of my friends have left by this time, and it was just me and a few others, three others to be exact. We were finishing up the last load, and locking everything up, when a huge pile of this "substance" came crashing down. it pinned me against the wall. the other workers just laughed and left me there, to die.

true story. they pushed hurdles on me and i was trapped and they all left.

hello, how are you?

hi, im jason, and you are? thats good, how have you been lately? oh, im sorry to hear that. oh really? thats terrible. oh wow, wow, im really sorry. He what? wow, well, i've gotta go do my laundry. yeah, see you around, i guess...

weirdo

dogs

today, i saw a dog drinking beer. i was riding my bike and i noticed two dogs in the middle of the street. one was lying down, the other was franticly running in circles. i went closer to get a better view and saw they both had beer bottles in their mouths. it was funny, until, one was run over by a car. cars hitting animals is only a little funny.

life...

as it turns out, I'm not really dead. i found myself beached on, well, a beach. well, there was sand... and... beach things. anyways, all i knew was, i was really hungry. i was so hungry that i could eat a pig. not those little pigs like you see in movies, im talking about a huge flying pig, like you see on album covers. and so, i ate a pig, then another, then another until it became dark. i quickly dug a small hole and fell asleep 

the world

i woke up, looked around, and saw...nothing. i was on a small island with nothing except two large craters, i peered over their edge and saw nothing. i waded into the water a bit, and my vision began to clear a bit. i could now see two more small islands, both, with nothing growing on them. at this point i had a choice, i could stay on these islands and await for some form of help, assuming i was missing and someone, somewhere would attempt to search for me. or, i could set out to sea and try and find a larger land mass. i decided to set out, making a flotation device out of the clothes i had on my back, which, by the way, was a red and gold jacket, which i inflated with air, a pair of black pants which i also inflated, and a brown belt in which i used to tie it all together. i set out to sea.

the weather was in my favor, there was not much of any sort of wind, no waves, the water was fairly warm, and the air was warm as well. not before long, it became dark, very, very, VERY, dark, and i was forced to just wade around aimlessly in the water......until, i was attacked by a giant spider and died
 

T.V

ever watch an awesome commercial and just want and go out and spend all of your money on it?
i thought so, give me all of your money

jail

well... the reason i didn't post yesterday was, well, i was at jail. if you remember, i ran over a small child with my van. it wasn't my fault though, he though it would be funny to run in front of my car. also, i got a tattoo of a arm with a tattoo of an arm of a tattoo. its really cool, its like inception, only, I'm not planting ideas into your mind. well, im going to play lemonade tycoon so....

and...

today, while i was driving my van to school, listening to "The Piper at the Gates of Dawn" i ran over a small child.