blood red, or baby blue?

ok, lets start off today slow.
first, is it silly goose, or silly moose.

also, here's what i did today.
woke up
ate food
went to church
went home from church
ate food
took a nap
woke up
ate food

as it turns out, i have cancer, WHOOPS.

also, today i drove my car.
i went to a restaurant
i ate food


also, as it turns out, my friends... friend... ... and family all have cancer. WHOOPS

and also, my phone died.

hey man

hey guys, sorry i haven't posted in a while... well its not like ANYONE reads this anyways. well, something happened, and I'm just now getting back into the rhythm of things. without getting into too much detail my house was broken into.


and also...
im pretty

i like to pretend I'm Peter Gabriel 

ASQ: PHYSICS :)

things fall at an acceleration of 9.8 M/s/s

ALSO d=(¹/₂)(a)(t²), soooo if a ball were to fall for, lets say, 5 seconds, then it would have fallen a distance of 20m. because of a (gravity, or 10) divided by 2, times 5 squared, isss 20m.

or its all something like that, but what im confused on is, how  you figure out when something runs out of energy if you throw it straight up, and i'm unsure as to why all the letters in the equation are what they are, and it really confuses me. and when the initial velocity is not zero, i'm not sure on what to do then.

PHYSICS FREE FALL :D

this, is the greatest free fall physics video thing that i have ever seen. this explains what free fall is very nicely, and it has Paul Bunyan throwing axes in the background. I've never seen a physics video that's been so informative, or entertaining. it made me laugh, and cry...
... if i were to do a free fall video of my own, i would go to the tallest building i could find, which would probably be my roof, and drop heavy objects from it while i talk about formulas and free fall and what not.

The worm named Amanda #1

im so tired, so TONIGHT
umm...
A STORY WRITTEN BY A LITTLE WORM NAMED AMANDA
once upon there was a little cat named Morgun. Morgun was always made fun of by other cats not only because of how he spelled his name, but also because he had very large ears. one day, Morgun became tired of being harassed and finally snapped. just as he was about to do something he would regret, his best friend convinced him it was going to be ok. and they all lived happily ever after.
 THE END

Kevin Jones

whats is mean when your boyfriend starts to scream at you in German?

...let me AXE you a question...

memory loss part 1

today, i woke up. i had no clue who i was, where i was, what i was doing, or any idea of anything. i then walked outside, and into traffic. i was hit by a bus and instantly died.

the man, and the journey. #0

Starting tonight, im going to begin to wipe my memory. i mean everything, im going to forget who I am, who you are, everything. and start my memory from scratch. i feel like this will be a fun experience. anyways, the only memory i intend on keeping is Emaly, because shes nice, and well i don't want to forget about her. well anyways, GOODNIGHT! ill see all you tomorrow.

nothing

theres nothing worth blogging about right now. so sorry to all of you who came here expecting something mildly entertaining, theres nothing here.

Pot, a guide to stupid people

pot is bad for you. it just is, i dont care how many times you say it comes from the earth, a ton of things come from the earth. also, we can tell if you smoke pot or not, so dont say you dont. you talk slower, we ALL know you smoke pot.
now, you may be wondering why im writing a post about pot. well its because of some people i know, posted pictures of themselves holding legalize marijuana signs.  ok, first off, thanks for telling the world that pot's the safest drug 'EVER' . and secondly, you're too young to smoke at all, so a new law wont change anything for you.
Enough about pot, heres a safe, fun, cheap drug that your whole family can enjoy. MY BLOG.

the boy named Tim who became pregnant.

Once upon a time, there was this boy named Tim. he was an ordinary boy, almost a little too ordinary. he was 5.10, and weighed 145 pounds. he lived in a suburban house, with his mom, dad, and sister. He went to a public school, and was an'A' student. he had several friends, but there was one in particular that stood out. this friend was the only thing in his whole life that stood out, and was different. This friend, whose name was Billy, not only smoked pot, but also had a meth lab in his back yard. Tim would try his hardest to stay out of Billy's affairs, but soon, this became impossible. Billy started to ask Tim to take some of his drugs, and to also sell some. But Tim, being the great person who he was, by raising lost puppies, helping to build houses for Mexicans, and giving babies candy, could not ruin his life by messing with drugs. Tim was on the path to a college, and couldn't ruin his chances by making a mistake as silly as consuming PCP, or LSD or something of the sort.
Tim was pressured by his friends Billy for weeks. after saying no over and over again, Tim snapped. He confronted his friend, and said if Billy asked him one more time, they wouldn't be friends any more. Billy just grinned a wicked grin, and said, "fine, take the hard way." And walked away. Tim, gave out a sigh of relief, because although he lost a friend, he knew in his heart he did the right thing.
The next day of school came, and Tim was expecting to be harassed by his former friend, but the whole day went by, and no sign of Billy. the next day, no Billy. weeks went by, and still no sign of Billy. rumors that he had killed  himself had started to form. after 2 months, on the way home from school, Tim saw someone beckon him over. at first Tim pretended to ignore him, but he appeared to have candy, so Tim went to the stranger. The man had a dark hood on, and a pair of faded blue jeans, similar to what billy wore. He also had a distinctive voice, one that Tim thought he recognized from somewhere, but was never sure. the stranger, almost in a whisper said, "take this" and extended his hand. in the palm of his hand, was a small red bag. The stranger gestured him to eat the bag. and so Tim did...

Tim immediately passed out.  

When Tim awoke, his first sight was the face of his former friend Billy. Tim also noticed something different. something, off about his body. he felt strange, as though... something was living inside of him. Tim, had become pregnant.

nacho cheese

its so hot and i have a headache. well anyways, i drew pictures today, and now im sitting at my desk listening to Genesis, and its REALLY hot. and some moron threw their nacho cheese Doritos bag onto the speakers

something else

today, i decided to draw pictures

Game Dev PART ONE

welcome, for the rest of this week, im talking about my game development class. this class, is like no other. it is filled with the mentally challenged, rejects, people who just saw game in the title of the class and joined, and then me, the person who needed an elective and didn't want to take ceramics or foods. anyways, today in the normally chaotic class, we had a sub. but not just any substitute, no, this man said a total of 10 words the whole class period, and a total of two sentences. "your teacher said to do your work." and "guys, pack up". and the whole rest of the time he played games on his I-phone. ANYWAYS, in this class, i chose to sit as far away from every other living thing in the class, so i sat in the very corner, on a computer where i have become its only user. unfortunately, several days earlier, the computer failed an update, causing it to go into an endless cycle of updating, then restarting, then updating. because i am its only user, instead of fixing it, they simply assigned me a new computer. ENOUGH back story, the point is now i sit between two retards who can hardly keep their drool off themselves, ( IM NOT JOKING) and who need their MOMS to come to school and help them wipe their fat butts. AAAAAHHHH I HATE MY LIFE. anyways, here's today's exciting story.
today in my Game Dev story, the two FAT retards, who from this point will be known as... BOB and... JAMES, decided to join together, and play the adventures of MINECRAFT.
and so, they set out on their adventure, making farting noises with their mouths and drooling over each-other all the while. although i wasn't quite watching, i could tell when they were in a cavern or not by the screams they both made, especially james. and there was a time, for about 5 minutes, where all they did was scream on the top of their lungs. fortunately, i got some of their dialogue down.
JAMES: (not yelling yet) dude, i dont think i can go much farther, im out of my pork, and i cant get my chicken to work.
BOB: no dude, we have to go on, we need to find the lava.
JAMES: but bob, i cant make... (screams) OH MY ****** GOD WHAT THE ***** IS OH MY ****** ***** *** ********** DUDE I JUST **** MY ******* PANTS IN THE ***** .
BOB: (screams) OH ***** THERE'S A **** CREEPER BEHIND YOU DONT MOVE.    
 JAMES: THERES A ******* CREEPER BEHIND YOU TOO WE'RE GOING TO ******* DIE OH MY ************** RUN! RUN RUN RUN RUN RUUUUN!!! *****
BOB: QUICK PILLAR YOURSELF UP. ******** IT GOT ME ******. OH **** IM ALMOST DEAD, FOR GET THE LAVA I HAVE TO GO BACK *******
JAAAAMES: ****** MY PIC AXE BROKE I CANT GET DOWN FROM MY PILLAR. DONT LEAVE ME TO DIE.
BOB: ********
at this point they both jumped out of their chairs. i couldn't write more down after that because it was 90% swearing and grunting. the other 10% was them making weird noises with their mouth. anyways, after some time, they both made it safely back to their home, until i guess they found a skeleton inside their house and Bob threw his mouse across the room. then, from what i heard, they both died.
a few minutes after their deaths, they seemed to calm down. well i can't say for sure because i left to the seat on the far opposite side of the class in an attempt to avoid them. then i just quietly listened to my music, finished the game i was creating at the time, and then just played a game of tetris.

the moral of the story is, dont do drugs.

Email

Hey guys, this is like my first post ever so Ima talk about my horrible experience with email, yay.

So i never really used email, I mean I used to have one but after like a year I forgot the password info so now its completely lost. I didn't really mind cause I don't really have a use for one, UNTIL TODAY, my friend wanted to invite me to post on his blog and me being a fan of this blog was glad to, but then he wanted to know my email, and I was like I don't have an email, and I secretly had no idea how to make one. It was all good though cause he made me one and it was great, I got the invite and everything was well. Until it told me that I needed a google account, but I had a live one or something, not a google, but its ok cause he made one of those for me too. So I got my account logged into my blogger account but then it wanted me to upgrade to google+ I don't want google+ I didn't even want an Email and now i had to upgrade. I got over it though, and just when I thought all was well, it said my name was invalid, like my real name, twice, it changed its mind though so everything worked out. And that is why I hate email.

HI, im Kevin Jones

HI! im kevin, and i HATE EVERYTHING.
 today, im hating CHA CHA
i asked cha cha something, i don't quite remember. but anyways, they responded with LESBIANS ARE PEOPLE TOO. 1) i didn't ask about lesbians. 2) they're not usually people. ummm
one day, im going to kill everyone.
and, eermm, happy suicide day

what REALLY happened yesterday

"I BUILT A HOUSE!"
"you built a wall"

anyways, yesterday, i built a house for the homeless. it was, just less than fun, especially because i was a volunteer but i was still treated poorly. and because i was under 18, i was questioned if my Mom was with  me, even though she was there and handed the paperwork to the lady who asked. and so, i responded with "i have two dads..." also, the people who told us what to do, had no clue as to what they were doing themselves. i mean, we put a wall up backwards... also, they were just rude and not friendly. EXAMPLE: they assumed we knew exactly what we were doing, and expected us to be super efficient. soooo, when we did exactly what we were told, and when two of the leaders disagreed, and thought that they told us to do something wrong, guess who got yelled at? ME. also, there was a time where i needed to get a band-aid, and SOMEONE decided it would be funny to pour all the alcohol onto my wound, making it hurt a lot. and then on top of that a fat lady in purple was yelling at me to move, and it was hot, and dirty, and i have a headache.

Blog

"I need to write my blog. Do you wanna do it for me?"
Yeah.
Today I was working at some house building thing. Then this evil fat lady in a purple shirt came up to me and screamed "WHERE BE YER MA!?" while I was hammering something to the house. I have no female parents. Both of them are guys.
Wanna hear some cool songs? Good:
Click on this thing
Sorry about that Jason.

im sick

today, im sick. i need soup. today i took a shower and its 11:15 and today i saw a girl and her shirt is inside out.
and also, i saw a girl wearing too much make-up and its one of these days like, i have my hair in a mullet. and... i saw a movie, well the end of a movie, and i went to the Beach, and i had a picnic at the Beach, with my Emaly Hunter, and i ate a SANDWICH and i ate a Swedish fish and chocolate and raisins. i know a guy named raisins. one time, while i was talking tooooooooooo...
GAH my eyes are burning i need to sleep but i cant because i threw out my bed and couches and everything i could possibly sleep on, and replaced everything with fire. so now i have a fire bed and a fire couch and i dont know what to do with them, so if anyones interested...

the american revolution

i should really be doing my homework about the american revolution, but instead...

THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION re-WRITTEN BY KEVIN.
DID you know, that everything you learn in your puny text book about the american revolution is FALSE. first off, the Americans DID NOT win. Also, George Washington didn't even fight on the dirty rebels side, he fought for the redcoats. with this background information, you will be able to understand the following sequence on TRUE events more better......

it was the year 1774, and i was beginning to grow weary of these annoying colonists. not only did they just refuse to bath, but also, they had to go and tax everything. we practically owned them, and when we give them a tiny taste of freedom they begin to demand for more. first, they felt they had the right to tax US! another thing was, not only did they tax all of our documents, but also, when we refuse to pay their taxes, they go and dump all of our beloved tea into their bays. events like this had been taking place sense around 1765, and it wasn't getting better. by the year 1772, they began to build their own militia, and began preparations for war. also, little did we know at the time, but they began to make an alliance with our allies, the French, so when war did eventually break out,  they would have a massive network of spies, spying on us... as soon as we received word of the colonists preparing to launch a full scale attack on us, we began to boycott all the colonists goods, and started to prepare for war ourselves. now, sense virtually all of our imports came from the Americas, cutting off trade with the colonies was not too brilliant of a move, but we had no other choice. with no other options, we were forced to ally with communist Russia, and Nazi Germany. together, we decided to launch a surprise attack on the colonists, through japan onto Hawaii on June 13th 1775. the attack was later know as the Tienanmen square massacre. over 16,000 were killed in this attack. this was the start of the Revolutionary war. we used many new methods of fighting, but the most innovative, however, was know at the Blitzkrieg. a method of fighting where troops would hide within bushes and trees and jump out like gorillas onto their enemy.  another new weapon, was the land mine, which was designed that when stepped on, a ball of explosive would launch itself about 3 feet into the air, and implant itself into the enemy's crotch, and then explode.  the war bla bla bla then on september ...10'th octomom died in a car crash... 
now happy forth of freakin July, go eat cake.

☻

last night, while i was watching infomercials, i noticed something, that all their stupid ideas were stupid and i have way better ideas. such as my super cool talking bed, or my super cool talking refrigerator, or my super cool talking microwave, or my super cool talking toilet, or my super cool talking TV. but my BEST idea that anyone in existence has ever had, was my idea of a poncho with sleeves, and NO BACK. its like a blanket, with sleeves, except its NOT.

PHYSICS SCIENCE

Noodles $120
Marshmellows $4
Tape $100
Total Cost $224
height 91 CM

what i liked about our design is that its sturdy, but what i didn't like as much was that the base could slide around easily.   
The biggest challenge we faced was getting everything taped just right, and we overcame it through trial and error.
if i could redesign my tower, i would just make it taller somehow.
personally, it was a little frustrating, but there was never a time where i felt like giving up.
our design was very similar to some others in the room, although i didn't really look too much at other's design, i feel like we had a popular design.
if i could add another material to the mix, it would probably be something to help with a solid base, like cardboard, to stick the base into.
i helped a little with the design, and i built.
  

paul

HMMMM ermmmm... uuhhhh.... PAUL'S DUMB

WORDS

words that jason felt like writing at the time :D

...fold your eyes down todards the skys, and watch the clouds fly away
wondering if the young man said " 'ver under the old bridge"
catching cold, but never resting, for sleep just makes you sicker.
...but still, the time is young so shout at nothing and pass the time by wasting away.
no, for the trees are still speaking, so we shall not just sit.
ALTHOUGH, the grass is screaming, and the wind is beating, we shall not go forth.

there may be trouble, we cannot rest, nor go forth. where shall we go from here?
run your hands down, to the path and fly towards the north.
but be sure, dont you tell the moon, but make sure the sun knows where you have come from.
listen as the water rises around you, cant you see it talking?
smell the light and watch in wonder, the perfume wasting.

but still we run, or rather fly.
we dont 'run' at all anymore, but yes, i suppose we do fly from time to time.
now we've reached southof west and we're still not even close to what we've come for.
sense the people, all around and wonder which is wrong.