Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Now there's a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
You were caught on the crossfire of childhood and stardom, 
blown on the steel breeze.
Come on you target for faraway laughter, 
come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and shine!
You reached for the secret too soon, you cried for the moon.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Threatened by shadows at night, and exposed in the light.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Well you wore out your welcome with random precision,
rode on the steel breeze.
Come on you raver, you seer of visions, 
come on you painter, you piper, you prisoner, and shine!

in the land of grey and pink

welcome back survivors!
if you truly thought the world was going to end, then you missed the rapture. sorry.
if  you knew the world wasn't going to end, but you were frightened of those who did, then your son was killed in the chaos.
and finally, for the rest of you, welcome to the land of grey and pink.
I know  its been a while sense I've last post..
well the truth is Jason died
and well, im his neighbor who smelled something funny and found his dead body at his desk
apparently he died while typing a blog post, titled: In the land of Grey and Pink.

the houses

today, i built another house. well at least i was going to.
the house that i was going to build was hit by a car, well a truck actually. no, i think it was just  car. hmm, maybe it was a train, or an airplane.
and so, an airplane hit a nearby truck, and the truck then ran off and hit a nearby gas station, and the gas station exploded, knocking over a nearby telephone wire which then hit the house i was building and the house then caught on fire. oh well

the train

last weekend, i rode the first train i ever rode in my life time
my family and i were going on a trip from, well here to San Diego
well, we were riding one of those cool fancy trains that go along side the freeway
and so, it just so happens that the one time i go on a train that an oil truck just happens
to have a tire that just happens to explode right as our train just happens to go bye
thankfully, the truck didnt crash into us, but the same day another train did crash into an airplane.

the whole wide world...

...is over.
my virtual boy broke...

and so today marks the start of the adventure; the quest to fix my virtual boy!

hungry

today i got hungry, so i watched hunger games.
oh wait, that was yesterday.

tf2

i dont have much time to write this, in fact i have very little.
heres what i have to say, team fortress 2 is a bad game
thats right, its a really bad game.
i hate it
its bad..
sdfdfhs g h

physics, tug of war

1) What if both sides pulled with the same amount of force but one side is heavier than the other?
What if they played in space?
does putting the strongest in the back change anything?

2) What if both sides pulled with the same amount of force but one side is heavier than the other?

3) The heavier side will win because it will take more force for them to be moved by the lighter side.

4) We discovered that friction was the key to winning a tug-of-war match, and that the team with less friction will nearly always lose. we discovered this by doing a tug-of-war match with one team on a tarp with soap. We also did online research to discover that it would be impossible for one side to be pulling harder than the other.

5) Because it's impossible for them to be pulling at different strengths, but because the heavier side has more mass, and therefor more friction and downward force, it's harder to move them and they'll win. This would be Newton's third law.

 
      
  6)
 a) Jason Williams
b) I learned that not only is it impossible for one team to pull on a rope harder than another, but also that friction decides the  winner more than strength.
c) I did some of my own research and wrote the blog post
d) I believe that I deserve the same points as the average group, but I would like more.

a)Andrew Nguyen
b)I learned that it takes the same amount of force on both sides to hold it. and it takes to forces(a pair)
c)i wrote out the original plan and notes
d)I think i deserve the same amount of points as the average group.

operation

today, i did the operation Christmas child thing..
anyways, in one of the boxes, there was a note that read:
Dear Firend,
MY nameis Leah.
I Like to Blacpepl.

5-7.. 300 bucks

Hey kids!
today, I'm teaching you the dangers of SMOKING.
Smoking, is BAD.
You may see all the big kids doing it, but it's BAD.
...
...

I'm dead

black friday

today was so painfully boring
way too much minecraft
way too much pie

i didn't have a chance to go shopping today...
and... umm

eehhh... yeah. waste of a day kinda.
im sorry, *starts to cry*
...

happy thanks giving

happy thanks giving everybody.
be thankful for the soldiers who are fighting for our freedom.
be thankful for the Pilgrims who came to America and made the first turkey.
AND most of all, be thankful for ...
...
 

octo mom

you're never going to guess who I saw at church today
THATS RIGHT, i saw octo mom.
dont believe me? well thats why i took...


^^^^ THAT picture.
thats right, octo mom goes to my church

guitar

today, i figured out that if you take a 9v battery and wrap a guitar string, or even just touch the..umm... afahsda things... the thing that says plus and minus.. (+,-) umm
anyways it makes fire.

pretend that never happened...

today i...



...i invented door knobs

my favorite.

the movie

today, i saw a really good movie.
yeah, that's what i did today.
i saw a really good movie.

Lights

SOMEONE left the lights on. I'm not going to say who, but they SUCK.

ANYWAYS, my day.
woke up at around 5:30
shower at 6:30
eat at 7:00...
i just realized how long it takes me to get ready in the morning...
Bike to school at 7:30
school at 8:00
end school at 2:30
...i got my binder stolen
drove brother to school 6:00
drove home 6:15
drove to school 6:30
drove home 6:45
drove to the...
my lifes really boring... i guess thats why i feel like i have to blog.

well, over all today was a great day. i watched movies all day, saw my amazing girlfriend twice. the first time, was after school, i saw her in her car as i was biking home.
the latter, was i met her at the outdoor mall and we went SHOPPING
oh, and also i found one of the albums I've been searching for today. it was $.75 at the good will, and the vinyls is VG. but the cover is G...
also, i need another record player to play records.
and... yeah. thats almost my whole day.
oh, i forgot, this girl Amanda, she thinks people will sue me if i make fun of her on the internet. HA.

Dear Jason,

Dear Jason,
       My spouse has a cat, but I really DON'T like cats. I have no idea what to do about this, I really think that we should get rid of the cat, but my husband just is insistent that cats are the most amazing thing to have ever happened to his life. Please, give me advice i need help.
 LOVE<3
         Steven.


WELL STEVEN, it seems that you have a problem on your hands. The only solution that I can think of, is rat poison.

pig meat

we should give all the African children laptops, so they can play farmville, so they can learn to grow crops, so they can feed themselves. and we should feed them carrots, so they can see the worlds problems better.
anyways, today my moms wedding ring got stuck in the garbage food eater in your sink, so naturally, she called upon me to for help. Well, although I am very amazing, I am no plumber. However, an actual plummer that I know, my grandfather, was called to the scene by me, for assistance. He did what plumbers do, you know, take things apart.. meanwhile, my younger brother, who is at the age of three, is in a weird phase where he loves to turn switches on and off. so as you can probably imagine, with out me going into too much detail, my younger brother turned on the garbage disposal while my grandfathers arm was in the garbage disposal.. it was a bloody mess, and the best part is, we never got the ring.

heart beat

well, erm...
well today i found myself face to face with the notorious Goliath birdeater tarantula. A giant spider that eats birds, and peoples faces.
anyways, there is was, face to face with a really big spider..
i should be doing homework...
JUST THEN... i lost my train of thought..
you know whats a really good show? HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER.

several months ago i had the chance to see one of my favorite bands in concert, YES! and i missed my chance.. im still upset about that, especially right now with everyone saying "OMG I JUST SAY MOMFORDS AND HER SONS.
anyways, i was bit by a spider.

Once again...

Once again, we are reminding you of the one who insulted our blog, Robert. Until justice is brought upon us, there will be no new blog posts. We must kill the one named Robert, for he said we we're "stupid". We'll show him who is stupid...
Kill Robert.

Robert.

several days ago, a poor child by the name of "Robert" told me that my blog was the most horrible collection of literature and art he could find, and that I should be removed from the internet.
WELL this is for you Robert, I'm not ever writing another post again.

Now, for all you readers out there who don't want me to stop posting. Either you kill this poor Robert, or never read a new blog post written be me ever again
...you all know what you must do...

cars and gun

i want a giant gun with wheels so i can drive around and shoot people

i hate stupid evil

three things happened today, four if you count eating cookies.
FIRST THING THAT HAPPENED TODAY; THING # 1
THE SECOND THING THAT HAPPENED TODAY, was the moronic leprechaun who sits behind me in me class got in an argument with himself on how Obama is destroying America because he's for gay marriage. His logic, was that we have not had any "politically correct" presidents until Obama, and that Obama being too "politically correct" is destroying our country. He also stated, that if we lower our military budget at all, then Russia is going to bomb us, and the world is going to "Fu***** destroy us"... My question for him was, who? who is going to try and go to war with us? and of course his response was China, and Israel...
i wish i could say he didn't really say that... but he did. he also said that Washington D.C. is in New York.

AND THE THIRD THING THAT HAPPENED TODAY, was i ate a REALLY big cookie. take the size of that stick of butter thats next to you, and multiply that by 1/3 of how old your great great grandmas pet fish is, and thats about how big my cookie was in graves, which is the same as a kilogram.

and the fourth is i got my license

month 8

election day, i cant believe it...
freakin 49% to 49%. its not your stinkin turn anymore omama, let mr mittens have a turn, its only fair.
sheesh, i want a recount, and let Puerto Rico vote too. whatever im not really upset i was just curious to if mittens really had a 5 point plan.
anyways, happy 8 months EMALY
i love you! ☺

election day!

tomorrow's election day, and you all know what that means.
if you still dont know who to vote for, i suggest voting for whoevers taller, or if you want to be fair vote for mittens, obama already had his turn, so now its mittens.
anyways, vote for whomever you like

why is your poo green?

if you have anything with any color food dye, then your poo can be green.
so if you dont want green poo, then stop eating lucky charms.

anyways V anyway

is it anyways, or anyway.
...the internet says anyway, but i hate the internet.
its anyways.

jasper

As you all know, today is Halloween! And you all know what that means, you get to dress up as a princess and steal your neighbors candy. anyways, i was ...a vampire. and i also put contacts in for the first time...
it took 2 hours for me to get one contact in.

LOTS of dead people

anyways, theres been a lot of dead people lately. and not just because of people killing themselves in my classes, or from lighting my school on fire. but from Mr Mitt Romney creating a hurricane. did you know, i'm naming my kid hurricane. anyways, i'm going to talk about death. death is when your goldfish goes on vacation through the toilet. death is when your neighbor's house starts to smell like rotting flesh, and your parents tell you to get inside while the cops show up and drag out dead bodies and LSD. death is when you decide lifes boring and you want to go to sleep forever. 
but what happens after you die? some say nothing, you're just dead. for me, thats not a good answer because well, its boring. others say that you go to burn in HELL. well thats not happy enough for me so i don't like it either. some, say theres a place called heaven thats really happy and theres God and happy. i like that idea, i really like the happy idea, and i believe it, but what are some of the other ideas? 
another idea is that you become a bird if you're good, and a poop if you're bad. and yet another idea, is Hades. Hades is an in between place of heaven and hell. not like purgatory, where you sit around and do nothing, but Hades is a place where something something something. anyways, its not quite hell, but its not heaven either, and guess what, the Bible does mention it, and if you believe the Bible, then guess what then you believe in Hades. although, you may be thinking either. BUT HADES IS A GREEK GOD. well thats cool. but, for others of you, you may be thinking, BUT... YOURE OUT OF CONTEXT. well, lets see if i am, and if Hades is just another name for Hell. 
Then I saw an angel coming down from heaven, holding in his hand the key to the bottomless pit and a great chain. And he seized the dragon, that ancient serpent, who is the devil and Satan, and bound him for a thousand years, and threw him into the pit, and shut it and sealed it over him, so that he might not deceive the nations any longer, until the thousand years were ended. After that he must be released for a little while. Then I saw thrones, and seated on them were those to whom the authority to judge was committed. Also I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded for the testimony of Jesus and for the word of God, and those who had not worshiped the beast or its image and had not received its mark on their foreheads or their hands. They came to life and reigned with Christ for a thousand years. The rest of the dead did not come to life until the thousand years were ended. This is the first resurrection. ... 

And the sea gave up the dead who were in it, Death and Hades gave up the dead who were in them, and they were judged, each one of them, according to what they had done. Then Death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. This is the second death, the lake of fire.

anyways, what im trying to say, but not doing a great job at is they're identical. but no, Hades is not a fiery pit. and no, Hades is not the same thing as Hell. What Hades is however, is a temperary holding place for unrighteous souls...
wait, i didnt plan on talking about the difference between Hades and Hell... ANYWAYS, heres what i did plan on talking about...

yesterday, i read a comment on one of those popular facebook posts of dead babies, and it read something like; YOU SHOULD NEVER POST COMMENTS SAYING YOU'RE GOING TO DIE THE NEXT DAY BECAUSE THERE WAS A 13 AND 1/2 YEAR OLD WHO READ ONE ON YOUTUBES AND KILLED HIMSELF THE VERY NEXT DAY.
well, thats very sad. I'm sorry for your loss. although, i highly doubt that really happened. and even if it did, i doubt that it was because of a youtube comment. and IF IT WAS, then they probably deserved to die. JUST KIDDING thats a horrible thing to say. 

SOOO FUNNY!

Jake and Amir are Hilarious! watch it! NOW!

step 4: assassination

today, i saw a show with four parts on how to kill someone. well, i think it was four parts, it doesn't matter. anyways, they hypnotized someone to the point where they could sit in a tub of ice water for two minutes. and also, to the point where they could pick up a gun and shoot someone.
normally, you hear everyone say that you cant hypnotize someone into doing something they wont normally do, well this guy was a special cop who sat in ice for fun, and liked to shoot bad guys, so i feel like he didn't do anything out of his norm.
aaaaaaaanyways,  you should believe everything the world tells you because lies are illegal

babysitting

Today i babysat!
anyways, my girlfriend Emaly and I were hired to go to a party and sit around. So, as you can imagine we didn't do too much, but we were still payed to walk around and eat food, which was nice. Afterwards, my girlfriend Emaly and I went to the Bella Terra and ate food and played games and lit cats on fire.
Overall, today was nice, i got to eat a candy apple and spend the day with my amazing girlfriend.
the low of today, however... well i'll talk about that later...

hurricane

hurricane, is the coolest name ever.
all of my children will be named hurricane

the pregnant lady

Today, i was planning on writing about how i saved a suicidal pregnant lady from taking her own life, but in the time between that happening this morning and now, something much greater happened.
At around 7:47, while i was making toast, something extraordinary happened. we ran out of creamy peanut butter. I'll get into why no living thing should ever eat crunchy peanut butter later, for thats a different story.
Anyways, we didn't have any peanut butter, so i had to use jam. BUT the only strawberry jam we had was sealed tight, and God knows you can't eat other jams, such as apricot, or mango. Who the heck even came up with mango jam?
ANYWAYS, after i was done cooking my bagels, i attempted to open the jar of strawberry jam, but I was to no avail. The jam had bested me. I tried every possible method to open it. I used a screwdriver, a bottle opener, a can opener, and even a crowbar, but still i could not open the jar of jam.
Eventually, i just tried running hot water over the lid, but i still couldn't open it, and by now my bagels were cold so i just put the stupid crunchy peanut butter on it and fed it to a pregnant lady.
Oh, and also i put the sealed jar in the microwave for 15:90 secs, well actually i have no idea how long the microwave decides how long that is, but whatever....
oh, theres only two times i ever use when i use a microwave, 15:90, and 1:23, but I'm getting off topic.
AND SO, jar of jelly in a microwave for 15:90 secs, bad idea.

no more tetris

its been 24 hours sense 
since...
since i last played tetris and, well only 681528 more

more on Aaron Smith

also, Aaron Smith thinks its the most amazing thing that i know how to type without looking at the keyboard. Aaron Smith thinks that there are a total of 3 billion people living in the United States. Aaron Smith is pro choice because he believes we need to lower the population. Aaron Smith also thinks that its a bad idea to take birth control pills because it kills potential babies. Aaron Smith also thinks that daddy long legs are the most deadly mammal on Earth. AARON SMITH also thinks that we should...
aaron smithstill thinks its cool that i dont need to look at  the keyboard while i type...

aaron smith

today, in my physics class, we had to define Newton's three laws and blog about them and write a response to another students. anyways, one students examples for Newton's third law was a punching bag, and the reaction was it swinging back. and also, people tend to be amazed that i dont need to look at the keyboard while i type.

how my day was

anyways, today i went halloween shopping with me, my girlfriend Emaly, and my two legal guardians...
and so, we planned to go to about four different stores, but we found out that the website  we found the store's info on was outdated and they all we now either a fresh and easy or a frozen yogurt warehouse.
eventually, umm...
and so, we went to one store that was an hour away and didn't buy a thing.

edy

I met a kid named Eddie once and he was the most amazing kid i ever met.

if infinity kids go into an infinity slide, on a play ground, then infinity more children come into and play, they move into room 6.

starfish

no one likes starfish

creative outlet :D

hi! this is my happy place where i let out all of my emotions and feelings. today, I'm going to talk about my life, through clever symbols and personal meanings that make sense to me but no one else.
I woke up and ate a  banana and rode my bike with a flat tire to school and saw kids bullying another kid and then i went to class and my teacher yelled at kids.

how's the child? it grows.

politics..
anyways, today ...
nothing/
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
obama
mitt.
big bird

do you know what time is it?

I HATE IT when people say that. if i ever hear you say that i'll kill you.
anyways, today was fun. i had a sandwich for breakfast, a sandwich for lunch, and frozen rice for dinner.

the home coming

homecoming was  yesterday
anyways, i liked dressing like a spy, and having spy things. and i liked how my date, EMALY HUNTER, dressed like a spy, and had spy things. spy things are like, guns, and pepper spray, and guns, and like spy stuff.
we were not really dressed like spies, but i like to pretend. i really did have a gun though.

anyways, today, i went to Wendy's and used my friends money to buy myself food. and i carried around a purse.

AND yesterday i wore high heels

thats a twenty minute long hot dog

today, i saw a fat girl eat chocolate. normally, theres nothing wrong with that. everyone loves chocolate, right? well, this girl not only ate the chocolate, but the wrapper also.
yesterday, i had to write an essay in my spanish class and my teacher said i could use my favorite pink pen. so i did, and not only that, but i alternated with my other favorite pen. so, my teacher had to read an essay where every other letter was pink and green.
and, two days ago, i ate a hotdog, for twenty minutes.

Game Development

I'm in game development.
anyways, i have watch what i say.
so, today we made a game, well actually we just added movement to an object in a "game".

scales

ok! well my internets down, so you know what that means.
THATS right, im writing this at school. that ALSO MEANS i have to be careful of what i say.
yesterday, there was a spider and it ran across the keyboard while i was typing so i stopped typing and i went and got a piece of paper. i then came back to pick up the spider and to my surprise, it was gone.

welcome back my friends!

welcome back my friends, ladies and gentlemen!

Sorry i took a little break there, but i was very busy being in a coma. Anyways, here is how my life has been since I've been gone:
Today, a kid in my game development class stated that there is exactly 1 billion people living in the United States of America, and exactly 100 billion on Earth.
YESTERDAY, in Game development, i.. actually i would rather not say, its a bit much, even for the internet...
Two days ago! someone in my math class came in high, and so my teacher thought it would be funny to give him vinegar.
THREE days ago! i went to the bank, and the nice bank people, not only forced me to open a new saving account and checking account if i wanted to deposit money before my parents died, but they also ran out of candy.
two days ago... i went shopping for clothes.
THREE days ago, i went shopping for clothes.
FOure days ago, i went to Disneyland and tourists thought that i was a character working for the park, because i had blond hair and blue eyes. they also made me take a picture WITH their kids. not of their kids, but i stood next to their kids, while they took a picture of us. they also made me sign it.

except for homework

no more blog posts
ever
again

blood red, or baby blue?

ok, lets start off today slow.
first, is it silly goose, or silly moose.

also, here's what i did today.
woke up
ate food
went to church
went home from church
ate food
took a nap
woke up
ate food

as it turns out, i have cancer, WHOOPS.

also, today i drove my car.
i went to a restaurant
i ate food


also, as it turns out, my friends... friend... ... and family all have cancer. WHOOPS

and also, my phone died.

hey man

hey guys, sorry i haven't posted in a while... well its not like ANYONE reads this anyways. well, something happened, and I'm just now getting back into the rhythm of things. without getting into too much detail my house was broken into.


and also...
im pretty

i like to pretend I'm Peter Gabriel 

ASQ: PHYSICS :)

things fall at an acceleration of 9.8 M/s/s

ALSO d=(¹/₂)(a)(t²), soooo if a ball were to fall for, lets say, 5 seconds, then it would have fallen a distance of 20m. because of a (gravity, or 10) divided by 2, times 5 squared, isss 20m.

or its all something like that, but what im confused on is, how  you figure out when something runs out of energy if you throw it straight up, and i'm unsure as to why all the letters in the equation are what they are, and it really confuses me. and when the initial velocity is not zero, i'm not sure on what to do then.

PHYSICS FREE FALL :D

this, is the greatest free fall physics video thing that i have ever seen. this explains what free fall is very nicely, and it has Paul Bunyan throwing axes in the background. I've never seen a physics video that's been so informative, or entertaining. it made me laugh, and cry...
... if i were to do a free fall video of my own, i would go to the tallest building i could find, which would probably be my roof, and drop heavy objects from it while i talk about formulas and free fall and what not.

The worm named Amanda #1

im so tired, so TONIGHT
umm...
A STORY WRITTEN BY A LITTLE WORM NAMED AMANDA
once upon there was a little cat named Morgun. Morgun was always made fun of by other cats not only because of how he spelled his name, but also because he had very large ears. one day, Morgun became tired of being harassed and finally snapped. just as he was about to do something he would regret, his best friend convinced him it was going to be ok. and they all lived happily ever after.
 THE END

Kevin Jones

whats is mean when your boyfriend starts to scream at you in German?

...let me AXE you a question...

memory loss part 1

today, i woke up. i had no clue who i was, where i was, what i was doing, or any idea of anything. i then walked outside, and into traffic. i was hit by a bus and instantly died.

the man, and the journey. #0

Starting tonight, im going to begin to wipe my memory. i mean everything, im going to forget who I am, who you are, everything. and start my memory from scratch. i feel like this will be a fun experience. anyways, the only memory i intend on keeping is Emaly, because shes nice, and well i don't want to forget about her. well anyways, GOODNIGHT! ill see all you tomorrow.

nothing

theres nothing worth blogging about right now. so sorry to all of you who came here expecting something mildly entertaining, theres nothing here.

Pot, a guide to stupid people

pot is bad for you. it just is, i dont care how many times you say it comes from the earth, a ton of things come from the earth. also, we can tell if you smoke pot or not, so dont say you dont. you talk slower, we ALL know you smoke pot.
now, you may be wondering why im writing a post about pot. well its because of some people i know, posted pictures of themselves holding legalize marijuana signs.  ok, first off, thanks for telling the world that pot's the safest drug 'EVER' . and secondly, you're too young to smoke at all, so a new law wont change anything for you.
Enough about pot, heres a safe, fun, cheap drug that your whole family can enjoy. MY BLOG.

the boy named Tim who became pregnant.

Once upon a time, there was this boy named Tim. he was an ordinary boy, almost a little too ordinary. he was 5.10, and weighed 145 pounds. he lived in a suburban house, with his mom, dad, and sister. He went to a public school, and was an'A' student. he had several friends, but there was one in particular that stood out. this friend was the only thing in his whole life that stood out, and was different. This friend, whose name was Billy, not only smoked pot, but also had a meth lab in his back yard. Tim would try his hardest to stay out of Billy's affairs, but soon, this became impossible. Billy started to ask Tim to take some of his drugs, and to also sell some. But Tim, being the great person who he was, by raising lost puppies, helping to build houses for Mexicans, and giving babies candy, could not ruin his life by messing with drugs. Tim was on the path to a college, and couldn't ruin his chances by making a mistake as silly as consuming PCP, or LSD or something of the sort.
Tim was pressured by his friends Billy for weeks. after saying no over and over again, Tim snapped. He confronted his friend, and said if Billy asked him one more time, they wouldn't be friends any more. Billy just grinned a wicked grin, and said, "fine, take the hard way." And walked away. Tim, gave out a sigh of relief, because although he lost a friend, he knew in his heart he did the right thing.
The next day of school came, and Tim was expecting to be harassed by his former friend, but the whole day went by, and no sign of Billy. the next day, no Billy. weeks went by, and still no sign of Billy. rumors that he had killed  himself had started to form. after 2 months, on the way home from school, Tim saw someone beckon him over. at first Tim pretended to ignore him, but he appeared to have candy, so Tim went to the stranger. The man had a dark hood on, and a pair of faded blue jeans, similar to what billy wore. He also had a distinctive voice, one that Tim thought he recognized from somewhere, but was never sure. the stranger, almost in a whisper said, "take this" and extended his hand. in the palm of his hand, was a small red bag. The stranger gestured him to eat the bag. and so Tim did...

Tim immediately passed out.  

When Tim awoke, his first sight was the face of his former friend Billy. Tim also noticed something different. something, off about his body. he felt strange, as though... something was living inside of him. Tim, had become pregnant.

nacho cheese

its so hot and i have a headache. well anyways, i drew pictures today, and now im sitting at my desk listening to Genesis, and its REALLY hot. and some moron threw their nacho cheese Doritos bag onto the speakers

something else

today, i decided to draw pictures

Game Dev PART ONE

welcome, for the rest of this week, im talking about my game development class. this class, is like no other. it is filled with the mentally challenged, rejects, people who just saw game in the title of the class and joined, and then me, the person who needed an elective and didn't want to take ceramics or foods. anyways, today in the normally chaotic class, we had a sub. but not just any substitute, no, this man said a total of 10 words the whole class period, and a total of two sentences. "your teacher said to do your work." and "guys, pack up". and the whole rest of the time he played games on his I-phone. ANYWAYS, in this class, i chose to sit as far away from every other living thing in the class, so i sat in the very corner, on a computer where i have become its only user. unfortunately, several days earlier, the computer failed an update, causing it to go into an endless cycle of updating, then restarting, then updating. because i am its only user, instead of fixing it, they simply assigned me a new computer. ENOUGH back story, the point is now i sit between two retards who can hardly keep their drool off themselves, ( IM NOT JOKING) and who need their MOMS to come to school and help them wipe their fat butts. AAAAAHHHH I HATE MY LIFE. anyways, here's today's exciting story.
today in my Game Dev story, the two FAT retards, who from this point will be known as... BOB and... JAMES, decided to join together, and play the adventures of MINECRAFT.
and so, they set out on their adventure, making farting noises with their mouths and drooling over each-other all the while. although i wasn't quite watching, i could tell when they were in a cavern or not by the screams they both made, especially james. and there was a time, for about 5 minutes, where all they did was scream on the top of their lungs. fortunately, i got some of their dialogue down.
JAMES: (not yelling yet) dude, i dont think i can go much farther, im out of my pork, and i cant get my chicken to work.
BOB: no dude, we have to go on, we need to find the lava.
JAMES: but bob, i cant make... (screams) OH MY ****** GOD WHAT THE ***** IS OH MY ****** ***** *** ********** DUDE I JUST **** MY ******* PANTS IN THE ***** .
BOB: (screams) OH ***** THERE'S A **** CREEPER BEHIND YOU DONT MOVE.    
 JAMES: THERES A ******* CREEPER BEHIND YOU TOO WE'RE GOING TO ******* DIE OH MY ************** RUN! RUN RUN RUN RUN RUUUUN!!! *****
BOB: QUICK PILLAR YOURSELF UP. ******** IT GOT ME ******. OH **** IM ALMOST DEAD, FOR GET THE LAVA I HAVE TO GO BACK *******
JAAAAMES: ****** MY PIC AXE BROKE I CANT GET DOWN FROM MY PILLAR. DONT LEAVE ME TO DIE.
BOB: ********
at this point they both jumped out of their chairs. i couldn't write more down after that because it was 90% swearing and grunting. the other 10% was them making weird noises with their mouth. anyways, after some time, they both made it safely back to their home, until i guess they found a skeleton inside their house and Bob threw his mouse across the room. then, from what i heard, they both died.
a few minutes after their deaths, they seemed to calm down. well i can't say for sure because i left to the seat on the far opposite side of the class in an attempt to avoid them. then i just quietly listened to my music, finished the game i was creating at the time, and then just played a game of tetris.

the moral of the story is, dont do drugs.

Email

Hey guys, this is like my first post ever so Ima talk about my horrible experience with email, yay.

So i never really used email, I mean I used to have one but after like a year I forgot the password info so now its completely lost. I didn't really mind cause I don't really have a use for one, UNTIL TODAY, my friend wanted to invite me to post on his blog and me being a fan of this blog was glad to, but then he wanted to know my email, and I was like I don't have an email, and I secretly had no idea how to make one. It was all good though cause he made me one and it was great, I got the invite and everything was well. Until it told me that I needed a google account, but I had a live one or something, not a google, but its ok cause he made one of those for me too. So I got my account logged into my blogger account but then it wanted me to upgrade to google+ I don't want google+ I didn't even want an Email and now i had to upgrade. I got over it though, and just when I thought all was well, it said my name was invalid, like my real name, twice, it changed its mind though so everything worked out. And that is why I hate email.

HI, im Kevin Jones

HI! im kevin, and i HATE EVERYTHING.
 today, im hating CHA CHA
i asked cha cha something, i don't quite remember. but anyways, they responded with LESBIANS ARE PEOPLE TOO. 1) i didn't ask about lesbians. 2) they're not usually people. ummm
one day, im going to kill everyone.
and, eermm, happy suicide day

what REALLY happened yesterday

"I BUILT A HOUSE!"
"you built a wall"

anyways, yesterday, i built a house for the homeless. it was, just less than fun, especially because i was a volunteer but i was still treated poorly. and because i was under 18, i was questioned if my Mom was with  me, even though she was there and handed the paperwork to the lady who asked. and so, i responded with "i have two dads..." also, the people who told us what to do, had no clue as to what they were doing themselves. i mean, we put a wall up backwards... also, they were just rude and not friendly. EXAMPLE: they assumed we knew exactly what we were doing, and expected us to be super efficient. soooo, when we did exactly what we were told, and when two of the leaders disagreed, and thought that they told us to do something wrong, guess who got yelled at? ME. also, there was a time where i needed to get a band-aid, and SOMEONE decided it would be funny to pour all the alcohol onto my wound, making it hurt a lot. and then on top of that a fat lady in purple was yelling at me to move, and it was hot, and dirty, and i have a headache.

Blog

"I need to write my blog. Do you wanna do it for me?"
Yeah.
Today I was working at some house building thing. Then this evil fat lady in a purple shirt came up to me and screamed "WHERE BE YER MA!?" while I was hammering something to the house. I have no female parents. Both of them are guys.
Wanna hear some cool songs? Good:
Click on this thing
Sorry about that Jason.

im sick

today, im sick. i need soup. today i took a shower and its 11:15 and today i saw a girl and her shirt is inside out.
and also, i saw a girl wearing too much make-up and its one of these days like, i have my hair in a mullet. and... i saw a movie, well the end of a movie, and i went to the Beach, and i had a picnic at the Beach, with my Emaly Hunter, and i ate a SANDWICH and i ate a Swedish fish and chocolate and raisins. i know a guy named raisins. one time, while i was talking tooooooooooo...
GAH my eyes are burning i need to sleep but i cant because i threw out my bed and couches and everything i could possibly sleep on, and replaced everything with fire. so now i have a fire bed and a fire couch and i dont know what to do with them, so if anyones interested...

the american revolution

i should really be doing my homework about the american revolution, but instead...

THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION re-WRITTEN BY KEVIN.
DID you know, that everything you learn in your puny text book about the american revolution is FALSE. first off, the Americans DID NOT win. Also, George Washington didn't even fight on the dirty rebels side, he fought for the redcoats. with this background information, you will be able to understand the following sequence on TRUE events more better......

it was the year 1774, and i was beginning to grow weary of these annoying colonists. not only did they just refuse to bath, but also, they had to go and tax everything. we practically owned them, and when we give them a tiny taste of freedom they begin to demand for more. first, they felt they had the right to tax US! another thing was, not only did they tax all of our documents, but also, when we refuse to pay their taxes, they go and dump all of our beloved tea into their bays. events like this had been taking place sense around 1765, and it wasn't getting better. by the year 1772, they began to build their own militia, and began preparations for war. also, little did we know at the time, but they began to make an alliance with our allies, the French, so when war did eventually break out,  they would have a massive network of spies, spying on us... as soon as we received word of the colonists preparing to launch a full scale attack on us, we began to boycott all the colonists goods, and started to prepare for war ourselves. now, sense virtually all of our imports came from the Americas, cutting off trade with the colonies was not too brilliant of a move, but we had no other choice. with no other options, we were forced to ally with communist Russia, and Nazi Germany. together, we decided to launch a surprise attack on the colonists, through japan onto Hawaii on June 13th 1775. the attack was later know as the Tienanmen square massacre. over 16,000 were killed in this attack. this was the start of the Revolutionary war. we used many new methods of fighting, but the most innovative, however, was know at the Blitzkrieg. a method of fighting where troops would hide within bushes and trees and jump out like gorillas onto their enemy.  another new weapon, was the land mine, which was designed that when stepped on, a ball of explosive would launch itself about 3 feet into the air, and implant itself into the enemy's crotch, and then explode.  the war bla bla bla then on september ...10'th octomom died in a car crash... 
now happy forth of freakin July, go eat cake.

☻

last night, while i was watching infomercials, i noticed something, that all their stupid ideas were stupid and i have way better ideas. such as my super cool talking bed, or my super cool talking refrigerator, or my super cool talking microwave, or my super cool talking toilet, or my super cool talking TV. but my BEST idea that anyone in existence has ever had, was my idea of a poncho with sleeves, and NO BACK. its like a blanket, with sleeves, except its NOT.

PHYSICS SCIENCE

Noodles $120
Marshmellows $4
Tape $100
Total Cost $224
height 91 CM

what i liked about our design is that its sturdy, but what i didn't like as much was that the base could slide around easily.   
The biggest challenge we faced was getting everything taped just right, and we overcame it through trial and error.
if i could redesign my tower, i would just make it taller somehow.
personally, it was a little frustrating, but there was never a time where i felt like giving up.
our design was very similar to some others in the room, although i didn't really look too much at other's design, i feel like we had a popular design.
if i could add another material to the mix, it would probably be something to help with a solid base, like cardboard, to stick the base into.
i helped a little with the design, and i built.
  

paul

HMMMM ermmmm... uuhhhh.... PAUL'S DUMB

WORDS

words that jason felt like writing at the time :D

...fold your eyes down todards the skys, and watch the clouds fly away
wondering if the young man said " 'ver under the old bridge"
catching cold, but never resting, for sleep just makes you sicker.
...but still, the time is young so shout at nothing and pass the time by wasting away.
no, for the trees are still speaking, so we shall not just sit.
ALTHOUGH, the grass is screaming, and the wind is beating, we shall not go forth.

there may be trouble, we cannot rest, nor go forth. where shall we go from here?
run your hands down, to the path and fly towards the north.
but be sure, dont you tell the moon, but make sure the sun knows where you have come from.
listen as the water rises around you, cant you see it talking?
smell the light and watch in wonder, the perfume wasting.

but still we run, or rather fly.
we dont 'run' at all anymore, but yes, i suppose we do fly from time to time.
now we've reached southof west and we're still not even close to what we've come for.
sense the people, all around and wonder which is wrong.

the girl with gray skin died

the girl with gray skin that i mentioned yesterday; http://badbob48.blogspot.com/2012/08/bring-me-my-spear-o-clouds-unfold.html
died, well she didnt show up to school, or

my teacher said be careful what collage to go to because there might be black people

Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold!

ANYWAYS...
today was the second day of school... and YESTERDAY was the first...... ummm...
OK, so yesterday, in my...math... class there's this really dumb girl, who I've seen before, but I've never heard her talk. all i know about her is that she has gray skin, she always wears the saaaameeee gray sweatshirt, and has straight hair. oh and shes... well fat... big boned. OK so my super 'peppy' asian teacher made everyone in the class take turns standing up, do a little dance, and then say something interesting about themselves. i said that i havent stopped playing Poke`mon Snap, i mean NONSTOP for about 48 hours now, its SO MUCH FUN
so much fun
....ok so when it was the girls turn to stand up and do a dance and say something interesting, and the teacher called her name, she froze. i mean, like i thought she was going to have a panic attack, im not trying to sound mean, its just, she FROZE. then eventually the teacher convinced her to stand up, (by this point she was in tears) do a dance and say something interesting about herself. anyways, she stood up, looked down, and in a voice so quiet that even my amazing hearing couldn't quite hear it, she said, "I don't talk too much"
then the whole class (except me because im a GREAT person) erupted into a roar of laughter, even the teacher (but not me)
anyways, later someone (not me) tripped her, and light her on fire. (not me)



ALSO, today... well tomorrow, my blog not only becomes a place where you read, and laugh, and a happy place where you... read. but it also becomes a place where i post my homework so my teacher can see, FORCING HIM TO READ MY BLOG MWAHAHAHAHA

Bring me my Chariot of fire!

you know what happens when a horse fights an ice wrath in skyrim? the game glitches and causes the horse to fly away, no matter what. well right now, i dont know if i feel more like the ice wrath, or the horse. maybe a little of both, but my mouth tastes like garlic.

this week, were going to be doing something different. im going to mysteriously find a bible verse, no matter how small, and talk about it. for today;  "Would to God that all the Lord's people were Prophets"
i really dont know what that means, but what i do know is every time i copy and paste something onto my blog it messes up the font and color and everything. 

the new school year

i hate school, like i HATE school.
so i came up with a plan...
...tomorrow, when im supposed to bike to school, im going to Disneyland instead.

IS "POT" A DRUG?

i am often asked "is 'pot' a drug." the answer; YES.
it is a drug, in fact, its an ILLEGAL drug, so don't smoke it.

the other question i am quite often asked is, "IS POT BAD FOR YOU?"
yes, pot is indeed bad for you.
now, i know what youre thinking, "BUT POTS A PART OF NATURE, AND GOD MADE POT"
bravo, plants ARE nature. and yes, God indeed made pot. God made everything in fact, even DEATH.
so in a way, if the same person who made pot, also made death... isnt smoking pot, in a way, smoking
death?

...well by that logic everything would be death...

anyways dont do drugs

sky-rim

today during my 7 hour Skyrim session, i found an axe in some guys inn, i believe it was the winking skeever.  ANYWAYS, i decided, for fun, to carry the axe around and swing it at people. as i was doing so, the inn keeper said, "careful, with that [axe]". my characters name is Eugene.

^^^
TRUE STORY

'Octomom' 2.0? Woman Gets 'Pregnant In The Mouth' After Eating Squid

today, while i was scrolling down facebook, a certain status update caught my eye. it  was a yahoo post labled, 'NEW OCTO MOM SQUID MOUTH PERSON... PREGNANT' or something like that. so without reading it, here is what i think the article says.

ONCE UPON A TIME, there was a short stubby Russian women. Although she was only 4 feel 11 inches, she often weighed at just over 300 pounds. The women supported her family of 8 children, and her husband, by selling her body... FISH, which she... caught... with her fishing... equipment. Anyways, our fat Russian prostitute... FISHERMEN   would spend long hours catching... FISH. Because her family was very poor, the only food they could ever eat was also their merchandise to sell. this raised a problem, because at times, it came between feeding their youngest child, Matthew, or paying the cable bill. eventually, the poor Russian family became desperate, they decided something needed to change in order for them to all be fed AND keep their precious television set.  The Russian lady, decided to hold a family meeting, and try to come up with a solution to their problem. she called upon each of her children, Steven, Anton, Kyle, Jon, Melissa, Lauren, Lauren, and Matthew, for them each to come up with their own way to bring money to the family, and for them as a whole to come up with a "MASTER PLAN' so they never have to go without television again. The mother, however, decided to sell herself to her evil nazi communist government for them to perform tests on her. These tests involved electric shock therapy, reanimation, and drug tests. These tests went on for several months, where the family would receive $20 in compensation every other month. eventually, the evil nazi communist government decided to test a new type of drug, one that would supposedly give her powers beyond imagination, powers, that would make her be able to transform into any sort of animal she pleased. the women was put on a strict diet of water and fat several weeks before the testing, to 'cleanse' her body of any toxins that might disturb the drug. the women was also isolated, and received electric shock treatment every day in order to prepare her body for ULTIMATE SUPER POWERS! after many weeks of preparation, the drug was finally ready. the took the women from her cell, and strapped her into a chair. they gave her neurotoxins to relax her nerves, for any stress would alter her blood flow and change the effects of the drug. they then injected the drug, which later they found out was actually just squid and orange juice put into a blender and dyed green, into her face. the women died 6 days later, and the family received $30 compensation.
as it turns out, all of her children decided to make their share of the family's monies by creating the drug for their evil Nazi communist government.

Disney land

yesterday, i spent the whole day at Disneyland with Emaly Hunter. We saw Tigger attack a little kid, a blind man ride the haunted mansion, we saw Micky mouse, we rode ALL the rides, and i ate an apple.
right now, i have a headache. Bleh

a play

Today, i saw a play. not just any play though, a STUPID LITTLE KID PETER PAN PLAY. it was... well it was alright if your kid was in the play, or if you were like 7, but for everyone else, it was painful. the acting was bad, the sound was bad, the directing was REALLY BAD, the choreograph was REALLY REALLY BAD, especially because it was a musical, but the biggest movements they made in any dance was taking a step to the right. also, because all the actors were no older than 12, they needed to add softener to their voices in all the songs, so instead of it sounding like 7 year olds with poor voices singing, it sounded like robotic 7 year olds with poor voices singing, and also it hurt your ears because some moron decided to give EVERY KID their own mic. another thing was that the sound guy didnt put a limit on the speakers, so at times when a new song started the sound would go from a point where you needed to strain your ears to understand anything, to a point where older people actually got up and left until the music stopped. another thing about the music that sometimes, they would put music into the background for talking sections. im generally fine with this, but when its louder than the people speaking and its the wrong track, it tends to be a little annoying. the last thing i want to say, and probably the most annoying to me, it that there were parts where the kids would scream. i dont mind screaming, i actually scream myself at times, but when there are 50 kids all with mics, and all screaming as loud as they could, with the speakers without a limit, not only is it a little loud, but also it created feedback that got so bad that they had to shut down the entire sound system.
THE END.

characters.

im making a character list, well a list of people who post on my blog. such as myself, and other people.

There was this Pelican

Well. There are stupid people like vets. They help animals who should just live a natural life. If natural selection doesn't choose the defective animal, why should it deserve to live.
So, there's this stupid pelican that was in the news today. Apparently it just sucked. So, the evil vets took it, and performed some scary thing called surgery and tried to fix it.
It killed itself.

Thank you vets.

any colour you like?

today, im teaching you how to spell.
GRAY V.S GREY

here, if you live in England, you spell it like grEy
if you live in America you spell it like grAy
or you can always spell it like grey, it doesn't matter

come inside

welcome back my friend...
i walked into the building, looking around it looked very much like a hotel, except there were items on display as if it were a museum. i continued to walk down the red carpet deeper into what i decided was in fact a hotel, well it had numbered doors so it could be an apartment complex... ANYWAYS... i as i was walking deeper into the hotel/ apartment complex, i noticed that the items on display were becoming... less interesting. the items started out with rare paintings and old artifacts, then jewelry, then just precious rocks, then just rocks and dirt and grass. another odd thing was, the less valuable the item, the more guarded it appeared to be. for example, there was a single blade of grass behind bullet proof glass, with railings around it and a place where a guard would have stood. the paintings, however, had little more that a broken rope around it. another very odd thing, was the lighting. there were obvious neon lights, and a lot of them, but they were all placed next to each other in groups, and oddly enough they were all facing the wall or the ground, so little light was actually coming from it. but somehow, the hotel was very well light, but i couldn't find where the light was coming from.
after a bit of walking, i came across a casino inside the hotel. the casino, was actually the only place in the hotel that had poor lighting. and for some reason it was damp too. i walked down some steps off the pathway for children to get around the casino, down towards some slot machines. Then... THE WORLD EXPLODED AND EVERYBODY DIED!!!

peter frampton

I SWEAR IF SOMEONE CALLS ME PETER FRAMPTON ONE MORE TIME...
anyways, people dont usually tell me i look like peter frampton except for my brothers and my hair cut lady, and sometimes people at the Nazi record store i go to. anyways, today, while i was walking from 7-11 to somewhere, this guy who im assuming was either retarded or high, started yelling LOOK ITS PETER!!
i know he was high or insane, probably both, because before he started yelling, i saw he was talking to himself about how high and insane he is. but anyways, he just kept staring at me, trying to figure out if i was really Peter frampton or not. eventually, i think he decided i was in fact peter frampton, because he ran into his house screaming MA, COME OUTSIDE QUICK, ITS PETER FRAMPTON!! anyways, i sprinted away while he drove after me asking for pieces of my hair.

day 0

tomorrow, im going to to nothing...
and skype scares me a little

facebook page

im out of ideas for now.
i think...
LIKE US ON FACEBOOK

Armenian

I ENJOY ARMENIAN PEOPLE... i went on facebook, and the first word of the first 4 status updates was i enjoy Armenian people. so today, were going to talk about ARMENIA.
Armenia was a country, born in 2492 BC. He is 4% water, and has a GDP (PPP) total of ... less than 300.
after the great Turkey Armenia war, where in april, 1915, the Armenians claim to have been 'raped' by the 'stoopid' Turks.

And all countries other than Armenia, Alaska, and Djibouti have denied that the event ever even happened. 


"what on earth do you want? the question is settled. there are no more Armenians."

"...Who, after all, speaks today of the annihilation of the Armenians?" 

im beginning to thing Armenia isn't even a real place. 
sometimes, i think it was made up entirely to make Turkish people feel bad about themselves.

There are these children...

I like to step on scared children's faces.

They look scared.
They deserve to be stepped on.
All hail Jason.

The Spirit

planes..are big and they carry a lot of people and the fly in the air and have windows and are really really fast...yeah, planes also carry family from strange places that come to visit....

The Spirit...First Read this
Mathew 17:14-21

14 And when they came to the crowd, a man came up to him and, kneeling before him, 15 said, “Lord, have mercy on my son, for he is an epileptic and he suffers terribly. For often he falls into the fire, and often into the water. 16 And I brought him to your disciples, and they could not heal him.” 17 And Jesus answered, “O faithless and twisted generation, how long am I to be with you? How long am I to bear with you? Bring him here to me.” 18 And Jesus rebuked the demon, and it came out of him, and the boy was healed instantly. 19 Then the disciples came to Jesus privately and said, “Why could we not cast it out?” 20 He said to them, “Because of your little faith. For truly, I say to you, if you have faith like a grain of mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move, and nothing will be impossible for you.”

The spirit is a hard thing to grasp for me and probably for many..This Sunday somewhere I heard Someone say "The spirit will show up and Bridge the Gap"
Take that how you want..but just think about what it means..
Some notes:You need to have a Pure heart for your faith to grow...
Some Questions: what does it mean to have a pure heart?
THINK..THINK....THINK...
God is amazing!

By: Emaly Hunter   (I decided to put my name at the end this time because some people said when they see my name at the beginning they don't read the rest!)

i got another tattoo

today, i got yet another tramp stamp. this time, however, its not an airbrush, or a sticker that you pay 50 cents for at movie theatres. no, this time, i got a henna tattoo, made out of... lemon i think
anyways, i have a flaming unicorn made of lemon on my lower back...
i dont have a picture yet because its kinda hard to take one of your own back, but i will later.

www.facebook.com

as you all know, all i care about is how many blog views i get, and to do that sometimes i steal popular things from the internet. well today, im using FACEBOOK. Facebook is one of the most searched things on the interwebs, and therefor, facebok, or face, or facbook, are also all very common searches. because obviously this is not facebook, that means i have to use the 2nd best thing. 

WELCOME, TO

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 and this is also my 200th blog post.

my back hurts

my back hurts. maybe i slept on it weird, or maybe someone punched my back while i was sleeping. or maybe a gnome kicked me while i was sleeping... OR MAYBE A TROLL BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND MADE ME DRINK A POISON THAT MAKES MY BACK HURT while i was sleeping

the battery

i  really have no clue what to write about so im just going to look around my room and type what i see. 2 blank CD's, a D battery, a computer monitor, a computer, 4 pairs of speakers, a quadraphonic sound system, two record players, another pair of speakers, 6 amps, 2 subwoofers, another speaker, 2 duel cassette decks, a CD player, a receiver, another amp, a drum kit, a mini disc player, 5 head phones, 2 printers, 5 guitars, a banjo, 2 ukuleles, a keyboard, 2 mics, another computer and computer monitor, 2 more speakers and a subwoofer, a tv, a SNES, a NES, a nintendo zapper, a superscope, a few SNES games including Chrono Trigger, a few NES games including the Castlevania series, a VHS player, a PS1, around 150 records and several singles, 3 gold pocket watches, and... some other stuff..
...oh and i almost forgot, a virtual boy, with telroboxer and mario tennis.

the dog

today sucked. first my dog killed himself, then my great grandmama killed herself. then my snake choked on my hamster. THEN my x-box red-ringed. then my house burned down because i spilled milk into a power outlet starting an electrical fire. then i dropped the one thing i saved from the fire, my DARK SIDE OF THE MOON ORIGINAL LP WITH POSTER AND BOOKLET, and that got ruined. but above all, my jacuzzi

NO!

YES!!
YES!!!!
YES!!!!!!
no...
yesterday i was at a concert...
i know a man who lives in a giant shoe and who works at an airport and who put the dogs into hotdogs

BLACK

BY : Emaly Hunter...I was told to write about BLACK

BLACK...BLACK...BLACK...BLACK.....BLACK.....

I saw a black person today...

I know what you're thinking.. you're racist.. but really no i'm not... i'm just..AWARE of my surroundings :)...

You know what else is BLACK!?

DIANA ROSS AND THE SUPREMES...

here is a video for you to feast your eyes on :)....its in BLACK and white...

I hope you enjoyed that! 

the race

first off, my tongue still burns from drinking burning gummybears. secondly, i ate 3 pounds of gummybears. and third, i got into a street race.

gummy bears

im pretty sure i have a problem. two days ago i went to the store and bought 3 pounds of gummy bears on sale for 5 dollars. my friends and i ended up eating about half the bag by the time we went to sleep, which was around midnight. the next day, i got up at around 5:30, and went down stairs for breakfast. i searched for a while, and discovered the only thing eatable in the whole house was the gummy bears, so i decided to eat them on my way to work. anyways, sense then, ive ran to the store twice, each time buying 6 pounds of gummy bears... that was yesterday. today, i decided i couldn't get the bears into my body fast enough as it was, so i ended up blending them with some water and drinking it. soon after, i blended just the bears.. and then, i started to melt the bears and drink them. in the past 6 hours ive had to go to the store and buy 4 more microwaves to keep up with how many gummy bears im melting. 3 hours ago, i stopped just drinking them, and just started to inject them directly into my blood stream. for the past 30 minutes my friends have taken away my entire supply and isolated me... im going through withdrawals. my eyes are burning and i dont have any energy at all.. i need help, someone please get me more gummy bears...

TATTOO

By : EMALY HUNTER

Today...was an adventure.... Jason and I went to a place with lots of dirty people that kept asking for our money ....THEN we went to a magical place that forced pancakes down our throats
... then threw them up
 ....then got Jason a Tattoo...a tramp stamp to be exact...
....then rode a shuttle to the moon where we got ice cream and gummy bears!!

......oh we also watched people throw beer bottles at cops and set the police department on fire ...basically they resisted arrest...and that was the end of a great day :)

Driving

today while i was driving i decided to listen  to this:

it was very... interesting

yesterday i...

walking down the stairs listening to Simon and Garfunkel, i looked up and saw my old dusty picture of a burning flower. i stopped for one last time and took the picture and held it in my hands. i rubbed my fingers along the frame and felt every crack and chip. i then noticed a crack in the glass of the frame and i picked at it with my finger nail. i then felt discontent and threw the ruined picture at the ground. i couldn't let such an imperfection be in my home.

dVAC1+

if you're writing anything, and you use VAC, in it, you're going to sound smart. Everyone knows they've heard VAC before, but no one knows what it means, so thats where you take advantage of people lack of knowledge. For example, if you're writing an essay, you can hide VAC into you're essay by starting each sentence with first a V, then the next with an A, then finally a C. people will just read you're work and think of how smart you are. Or, if you're writing a story, you can put VAC into details such as, BOBBY WAS WALKING DOWN THE HALL AND THERE WAS A SIGN THAT SAID VAC ON IT. not only did you just assume bobby was very smart, had glasses, and brown hair, but you also imagined a futuristic setting. there are many words like VAC that can make you sound smart, or even dumb if you want..
One of them, is THE SUMMER OLYMPICS OF 2012!!!! the other to sound REALLY dumb is literary. 

YES!

uuuhhhhh.... i dont know what to blog about... probably kittens.
I LIKE KITTENS. I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD BE KITTENS BECAUSE KITTENS ARE NICE.

the kid with a sleeping bag

sorry i didn't post yesterday, i had brain damage... and i went to a concert with Emaly Hunter.
anyways, when i was on my way to somewhere, i decided to stop at 7-11. 7-11, being the store i was always told to never go into because thats where the kids who smoked pot hung out, was a little scary to me, but i went in anyways. as soon as i stepped in, i had an urge to just turn around and walk out, but yet something was calling me. i decide to walk around a little, until i find a machine that seems to shoot out this odd liquid that resembled a snowcone. i approached the machine, as i did, a small child carrying a sleeping bag over his back ran into the store. As i was driving, i saw the same kid several blocks over, and i was very surprised on how quickly he made it to the store.    anyways, the kid ran into the store, already with a cup in his hand, grabs a lid for his cup, and at the same time fills it all the way Coke flavoured Slurpeeee or whatever its called. well, my point is the kid with the sleeping bag ran to the store, went into the store, got his stupid drink, and left, faster than i could drive to the store and even get a cup...

the great adventure

sorry i haven't posted in like a month, its not like anyone other than you reads this though.
anyways, i thought to myself that if i change the colour you have trouble reading my blog. well, today i came back from my great Colorado trip, where i saw the new batman movie and there was a shooting and guns and i was there, anyways, the day started just like any other. i wake up to my same pink floyd alarm-clock. i then put on my same pink floyd shirt that i normally do. then my purple pants, then my pink floyd belt. i then took off all my clothes, went to my pool, put a record on my turntable, and went swimming while listening to THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON.  later in the day, me and my friends decided to go to watch the new batman movie in Colorado... and there was a shooting... a batman shooting...
in my opinion no one should ever get shot. i think everyone who goes off and shoots people should have to eat jello until they die of eating too much jello. 

the fox

today i saw a fox...
im sorry i haven't posted for the last 2 days... ive had brain problems, but its all better ...again...
anyways today i saw a fox which everyone is telling me is a cat, or a coyote, or a dog, but im sure its a fox because its ORANGE AND HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A ORANGE COYOTE? DIDNT THINK SO!!
ITS NOT A COYOTE MOM!!!
also, i went on an adventure and i saw a retard trying to golf with a baseball bat and a basket ball.

UNICORNS!

By: Emaly Hunter
...yeah i was suppose to write about a song....but i couldn't find head phones....Soooo, STORY TIME!PARTIALLY WRITTEN BY JASON 
once upon a time... there was a girl named emaly...she had brown hair and she was very nice and pretty and had a super Boyfriend  named Jason and then one day they went on an adventure tooo a magical place where they listened to pink floyd, because pink floyd is the best band ever and then some civil wars because they are the second best but mostly pink floyd because emaly lost her civil wars CD, and also because jason only had a turn table so they couldnt play her CD anyways..yeah...then they went on an adventure to..7-11, because jason had never been there.and ihop...were they ate delicious pancakes!but then they exploded because ihop is evil

• ....pause!
• we cant die
  • OK
  • 
    

    oh...

    then EMALY EXPLODED because ihop is evil
    ....I CANT DIE 
    • 
      

      ...

      fine, save yourself
      ok then jason poured some magical syrup on her body pieces and she as glued back togetherand then, feeling bad for taking them to the restaurant that nearly killed them..sooo for feeling bad she took them to go COSMIC BOWLING
      • 
        

        YEAH!

        but on the way, they met a leprechaun that was in need of their help and so they follwed him into the forest of.....light, where they plotted to take down the evil fairy queen but then they thought that would be to mean so they told the leprechaun they were sorry and went on there way to cosmic bowling where there were lots of fun lights and colors but then, they got sick because right before, the leprechaun made them drink their shamrock shakes and soo they threw up all over the leprechaun....TO BE CONTINUED!

aNYWAYS......
Today was Friday the thirteenth..
Today I saw someone walk through a gate
Today I saw someone break a salon persons brush
Today I saw someone get sprayed with cologne
Today I took an adventure
Today I drank a Slurpee
Today I rode an elevator
Today I ate a CHURRO
Today I did lots of things...and now i'm tired and all i can think about is unicorns...