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what the hecks wrong with you, the 'T' key is nowhere close to 'X'. how on earth can you mess that up?!

i was originally going to use 'T' and 'E' but i messed up while typing it so i decided not to...
well today was fun, i got some new stuff and my house also burned down.

when i take over the world, im going to kill everyone...
...with kindness... except Egyptians, im killing them with guns... i dont think i can kill them with kindness anyways. actually im just going to kill everyone thats not perfect with guns, that way everyone alive will be like me!
thats just how my mom raised me earlier today, me and my friends went on an adventure, wen. we went back in time and went to woodstock 
i like this because you can see there's words here but you cant quite read them, im going to do this more often.  




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BRoCK

I'm a member of the birthday party, I vote for whoever's birthday is closest.

dictionary, FACEBOOK?!

wow, i almost posted all my personal passwords like my ebay password except it really being my facebook password...

that was almost bad...

i went to the doctors yesterday, my brothers are going tomorrow.

none of thats important right now, what is important is that i find the movie PINK FLOYD LIVE AT POMPEII. 

i ca....

i forgot what i was going to say...

whats going on?

 HOW DID I GET HERE?!

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!

i fed my cat LSD

i dont even have a cat

im taking a health class online, and it talks about retards...

lets make fun of retards...

my blog shows me how people find my blog, for example 506 views came from facebook, about 20 people found my blog by searching women eats baby, BUT ONE PERSON FOUND MY BLOG BY SEARCHING WHITE SUPREMACY. 

and here are some current events/popular stuff according to google

AMAZON 

BANK OF AMERICA

CRAIGSLIST

DICTIONARY

EBAY

FACEBOOK

GOOGLE

HOTMAIL

INSTAGRAM

JASON'S BLOG!

KAYAK...KAYAK............k,a,y,a,k... wow

LAKERS....i dont like that... LARD...or... LED ZEPPELIN 

MAPQUEST

NETFLIX

... you can look up 'o' by yourself... im not putting that on my blog

PINK FLOYD!!!!!!

QUOTES!?

REDBOXX

southwest?

TARGET

USPS

VERIZION

WELLS FARGO

XBOX

YOUTUBE

ZILLOW?! what the heck is zillow?

...

oh, real estate

well here: http://www.zillow.com/ 

Health

Health will be the most important class I will ever take in my entire educational career. It will be

the most important class because it applies to not only my body, but also my emotional status

and mental health. This class, unlike chem, or physics, or geometry, or English, or any other of

my classes, applies to my life in a direct way and affects me directly. It will demonstrate an

awareness of my health and it applies directly to my body and mind. This class applies to life, the

universe, and everything, well a lot of things, maybe not everything. Honestly, this is a very

important class. Where else will I be able to learn to understand that incorporating the sound

health practices creates a lifestyle of moderation and wellness? Also, this class will make me

and my classmates responsible for caring for ourselves. There is so much I can learn from this

class that I would never otherwise learn. This class will make me healthy, and then I can go on

and spread knowledge of health, and together we can make the whole world healthy. In

conclusion, this is the most important class of my life, and it will give my knowledge of the

secrets of the universe.

TETRIS

i win...

guns

i dont feel well, it feels like i ate a cow made of glass and battery acid.
 anyways, im going to go puke my heart out. not really, i dont think its possible to do that

what i did today

today i woke up in a tent.

and i went to costco
and i got a tattoo

and went to a cemetery

and went to a park

and saw a movie

and we went in an elevator

and the record store

IM BACK

i know i said i would not be back until sunday, but i was wrong.

so today, im going to give you big words to use to make you sound smart in front of your friends.

AWESOME: it means REALLY COOL
SUPER AWESOME: it means REALLY REALLY COOL
MEGA AWESOME: it means REALLY REALLY REALLY COOL
UBER AWESOME: it means REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY COOL
SUPER MEGA AWESOME: it means REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY COOL


use these words if you want to sound smart in front of your friends.

im leaving

im leaving from today until sunday, except friday. ok?! so....

THE MUSHROOM 

ok, once upon a magical time, there was a magical walking mushroom named...Brent.

Brent was a very popular and well liked mushroom among the mushroom people.

Brent was very nice looking, very wealthy, and very HOT. But Brent had very low selfesteem. Brent's parents were also drug addicts and made their money by selling... things.

One day, while Brent was walking in the woods, he was attacked by a bear, and died.

THE END. 

the door

today, i went door shopping because people make you buy them doors if you break theirs...anyways...
yeah, i bought a door

STOP!

prologue

the old man looked down at his dirty ugly hands, then up at the clear blue sky. he saw all that he had done, that he singlehandedly destroyed........
why is this in a smaller font.... whatever, ignore that...
anyways, he singlehandedly destroyed... i cant remember... something, a city or something stupid. 


HE SINGLEHANDEDLY DESTROYED HIS FRIENDS MINECRAFT SERVER!!!!

MORE!

today, was also a very fun day...
except its also the 2nd day in a toe where....
toe... hehehehehe....
anyways, its the 2nd day in a row where ive forgotten to write on my blog so all you get is an automatic post that I (Jason) set up so that if I (Jason) ever forgets to write a post, this will post itself... fun huh
yeah, see you all in the future

let there be more light

today was fun, i cant explain not but i will tomorrow, maybe

I'LL BE THERE

why do people believe the best was to do something is also the lease efficient?
today, i saw a kid making a square out of little blocks, he decided to made the big square out of triangles, instead of squares, and started to cry when he could not complete his creation because of lack of tiny triangles. i went up to him and suggested that he use the square blocks to make the giant square.
he just looked at me and said "then i suppose i should just use larger square blocks to make the giant square to save energy, or just start with a giant square even. its not the product I'm playing with, its the triangles. if i wanted to play with a giant square, i would buy a giant square."

i then kicked over his stupid half finished square made of triangles. and then his FACE

happy...birthday

some moron reversed the key functions on the keyboard, making it impossible to do anything. so guess what,   im erasing everything done on that computer within the past 24 hours, so guess what, i win.
also, ITS MY BIRFDAY
happy
birthday
to
me

Mañana

Hi, I am writing the blog today because jason asked me to...

Tomorrow is Jason, Blake and Phillip's Birthday! They will be 16!woohoo!

This week is the last week of school yay..which also means finals..bleh

Tomorrow I have a project due about over-population...hmm yeah I think China should stop having babies and Women who have 6 already.. it gets a bit excessive after that. we may think you are just having babies to create an army.

Anyways..for celebration of The triplets Birthday I give you a song :

Created By:Emaly Hunter

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women eats baby

once again, im going to ride the magical train of popular current events...
for today, WOMEN EATS BABY!!!!!

if i was a baby, and a women tried to eat me, i would kill her.
if i was a women, i would eat ALL THE BABIES!!!
its a good thing im not a women

remember?

when i was little, i used to drink lemonade out of shot glasses
when i was a little older, i would put whipped cream on watermelon slices and pretend they were pies
when i was a little older than that, i would feed old people, dogs, and babies peanut butter
when i was a little older than that i would put.... in little baggies at make them look like candy and put them in elementary schools
when i was a little older than that i would go around killing peoples cats
and now, i came up with the best idea in the world. to buy the world... i know what you're thinking, 'but jason, the world is very expensive', but dont worry, i have a plan. what im going to do, is take a very large loan in order to initially buy the world, then use the worlds money to pay off the loan, then its like i never spent anything at all, but you get to own the world.

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the 3rd...

today, me and my German, Italian, and Japanese friends all gathered together and beat up our British, French, and dirty communist friends.
and today, i took smart juice so now i am VERY smart.
and also TODAY i gave people knowledge of which way swastikas go.
And Today I Learned How To Ride A Unicorn.

and you watch all the cattle in  the field
as the hunter is hunting
and  on your trains down to the river
where you take the boat out to sea
but you're watching the sun burn brighter
while we count all the money we weave
welcome home drew
welcome, to the forth Reich

the hunt

today

i 

blew

your

mind

this week...

this week, if you haven't figured it out, is make fun of Amanda hunter week. but because of some...reasons, we cant use amandas name, so its really anonymous.  if you don't already know who -------- is, then just imagine a neo-nazi with long black hair, black eyes and tattoos, that wears combat boots and always carries a whip.

for today, we're going to make her eat dirt and clean old peoples houses.

i wish i had a video, but i don't, so just pretend that i do.
close your eyes, and imagine a girl cleaning old peoples house with a mouthful of dirt...

superman

today, while i was walking down the street, i saw a girl named Amanda Hunter run into a phone booth, and when she came out, she was dressed in a superman costume....

trying to be funny, i called my friend who was a fireman to take their fire hose, and spray her, until she...

and then i got my friend to dress as batman, superman's worst fear, and go and make her eat really stale food.

then, while she had food poisoning, i called my friend who just happened to own a robotic dinosaur to... 

and then...

until...

she died.

passwords

today i was in a boat and the boat was going in the ocean but then the boat broke and we stopped and we were stuck so then we had to call the 911 people because there was a meany shark and then we all died the end.


and today, i got someones facebook password...
axefreakinman@yahoo.com
badbob48

careful with that axe Eugene

im too lazy to write a blog post, so today you get song lyrics
yaaay :DDDD







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Down, down. Down, down. The star is screaming.
Beneath the lies. Lie, lie. Tschay, tschay, tschay.
[sound of Waters blowing into the microphone]
[light screaming from Waters]
Careful, careful, careful with that axe, Eugene.
[very loud and prolonged scream]
[another very loud and prolonged scream]
[Waters blowing into the microphone]
[light screaming from Waters]
The stars are screaming loud.
Tsch.
Tsch.
Tsch.
[low groaning sound from Waters]

the june story

this month is going to be one magical adventure, that i am starting out with an illustration of what i did today...

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AND THEN

but then

and finally

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i mean....

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the end