DAVID BOWIE II

heres a letter i wrote for English...

Love Letter.

Dear David Bowie:
I absolutely love you, I adore your work and talent. I remember when you first started your career as an actor and you starred in “The Image’” and “The Virgin Solders” , it absolutely moved me. You are a magical cat that moved my heart. Every time I see your picture my heart begins to pound as fast as a light and I feel faint. I remember when you released your second album ,”David Bowie” and your voice in “Space Oddity” sounded as smooth as silk. You also have the most beautiful eyes, one larger than the other, one green, one blue. It looks as though you are gazing right into my very soul. One of my favorite memories I had with you is October 6, 1974, I saw you in concert and when you looked in my general direction, my heart stopped and I got a cold sweat. Your record “Diamond Dogs” really spoke to me, I listened to it until the needle on my record player burned out. When you became Ziggy Stardust and I saw your hair, your shiny red hair, it was as gorgeous as the moon. My favorite song well, my favorite piece of art, that you did was you cover of Pink Floyd’s “See Emily Play””, it nearly brought tears to my eyes it was so beautiful. I didn’t know it was possible to be as Psychedelic and brilliant as that cover, in fact, the whole album “Pin Ups” is genius especially “I Can’t Explain” by the Who, and “Here Comes The Night” by Them. Speaking of Pink Floyd, your live performances with David Gilmour and sing comfortably numb, its like the world would come rolling to a stop. David, I can’t think of anything to say except, I think you’re marvelous. You have a smile that’s brighter than the sun. I love your “screwed up eyes and screw down hair dew”. David, you’ve become my life, every morning I listen to “Life on Mars” and I always end the day with my favorite movie “The Labyrinth” . Your live performance “Serous Moonlight” is the most beautiful performance ever, when you sing “Modern Love”, it makes everything… better, it makes me forget about all my troubles, the essay I have to turn in the next day, the fact that I forgot to turn the stove off, it makes everything bad go away. You are so brilliant that you could make even a belch sound like music, there is no one that can match your brilliance. David, you great spaceman I love you, shine on you crazy diamond.

Love:
Jason W.

words

i typed in "Climax" into a dictionary source (that will remain nameless)...
but anyways, the word it thought i meant to say was "orgasm: a sexual orgasm." with the first example sentence for "Climax" being: "to have a sexual orgasm".
well, thats the last thing  i thought i would see when i looked up the definition for climax, and the last thing i thought i would post about tonight.

speaking of Climax...

for brock

this is for my friend brock

you, bug fat act man
how, how are you?
you real down actor,
how you've been.

well i, know said you're a dove
well you know you're a dove
but you're really a crow.

big 'ol fat friend.
i know how you've been
you've been runnin away
listening to everyone say no
well you think you're a dove.
you know you're a dove.
but hey hes really a crow

hey 'ol mad pal
you know there can only be one
well i can say now its not you
so quit pretending

well you're no dove
who said you were a dove
you're just a fat 'ol crow

well isn't this what you wanted?
don't say you didn't see it coming.
well fine, how does it feel?

the little men

if you have not read to earlier posts then go do so


they were all around me, laughing. i looked around but, all i could see was shadow and darkness. i looked down onto my body to see that i was covered in glowing tattoos. the tattoos were dancing, like the men, they were red, green, and black, and seemed to be in the shape of what i can only describe as a dragon. i just stared at them, motionless, but then, the tattoos started to burn and everything started to turn a blood red. i franticly started to claw at the tattoos, but they just avoided my hands, and then started to climb up my body, up my chest, throughout my arms, and then up my neck. i could no longer see the tattoos, but i could still feel them burning into my skin. i felt them dancing on my face, around my eyes, in my mouth, and out through my nose. i clawed at them, but it only made the burning worse. as i was clawing at my face, the men chanting was getting louder and louder. they were laughing and taunting me, they started to laugh and claw at their own faces mockingly. the burning was becoming unbearable and i was beginning to bleed out of everywhere possible. i then got a knot in my stomach and saw that the objects around me where beginning to catch fire. i knew what was going to happen next, so in an attempt to stop it, i gathered all my strength, closed my eyes, and stood up. as stood, i felt all the tattoos flee from my body, and i heard the laughing turn from the men laughing at me, to more of a nervous laughter. i was frightened to open my eyes again, but i knew i must, and as i did, i saw Almoravid standing face to face with me. i let out a cry and attempted to punch him in what would be his face, but he caught my punch and broke my hand, he twisted my arm around my back, and then broke it too. he kicked me down onto my knees, and spoke. i could not make out what he was saying exactly because the sound of his voice was so, terrifying, but beautiful, at the same time. it was like steel running down a chalk board, and woman singing at the same time. Almoravid then kicked me down onto my stomach, rolled me over onto my back and put one foot on my chest. i looked up at his head, and saw him tearing off the skin of his face like it was a mask, but what was underneath was more terrifying than anything I've seen before. under his skin, was a face, with black holes for eyes, and a red pit for a mouth. there were what looked like incests crawling out of his eyes, flying away, and vanishing into space. his eyes then went ablaze in a black flame. i panicked and started flailing and kicking. i was screaming and crying like a man man. i shut my eyes and began cursing. even though i could no longer see his eyes, i could still feel them, as though they were piercing my soul. i tried to break free from him, but i was unable to move, and i had no weapons on me to fight away from him. the only thing i had with me, besides my clothes, was a veil that i had received earlier.            

the man in black

if you have not read the previous post, then read it first

listen to this song as you read

the man, startled, turned around to a tall, thin figure, who i would say is a man, except he was lacking a face. the figure stated that his name was Almoravid, and he was here to kill the man in black. at first i was hallucinating because of all the chemicals I've ingested. the man in black just smiled and mumbled something in Latin about how he wished he was dressed in red. Almoravid then drew his sword, a sword that looked as though it was glowing, with a blade that was white as a pearl on one side, but looked as though there was a black hole on the other. Almoravid swung his sword at the man in black and when he tried to parry the attack, the mans sword turned first to something that resembled dust, and then to completely to ashes. the man in black let out a little laugh and then took off running. Almoravid approached me, knelt beside me, and shut my eyes. i then fell into a deep, deep sleep but yet, awake and completely aware of everything that was going on around me. i saw Almoravid chasing the man in black down my castle, down into the catacombs. Almoravid  was leaving a trail of fire behind him, every step he took exploded into flame, every time he would run his hand against the wall, it would leave a trail of flame. when Almoravid got toward the catacombs, he stopped at the door, and vanished. could then see the man in black running, and then suddenly, fly up against the wall, but nothing was there. the man in black then crawled up into a ball, and began to bleed out of every possible place blood could seep out of, his mouth, every pore, even his eyes. he than began screaming madly, as though something was tearing off his flesh, but still there was nothing there. he began to scream louder, and louder still. right when i didn't think it was possible for a human to scream louder, a loud screech came from nowhere, and the mans body began to glow red with flame, and soon everything around his was ablaze. he then looked up, right at me... or, right where i could see his eyes. they were sad at first, but then they became angry and filled with hate and despise. he than became chanting prayers in Latin and then cursed my name, over and over. at last he drew a knife and stabbed himself in the heart. as he did so, all the fire, the screaming, everything, stopped. it felt as though something had hit me. i opened my eyes to see that i was no longer alone, but surrounded by small black figures, dancing around me, chanting. some of them were changing from black to red, and some appeared to be on fire. i shut my eyes and i too, began to scream

the mission

listen to this song while you read



i was in my newly built castle, cooking some meat, minding my own business when all of a sudden, a man dressed in velvet black dove through my stain glass window and pulled out a cross-bow looked me in the eye and said "Fili mori parati ... " and shot the bolt into my side. the man lunges toward me and draws his sword, i quickly draw a knife and throw it at his face, he ducks, but it gives me enough time to go into another room and lock the door behind me. as i locked my door i can hear him banging on the other side, i knew it was a matter of time before he broke through, so i had to act fast. i went toward my cabinet and stumbled to find some potion to help my wound, as i found one that might help, i heard the door break down. i turn and without thinking i throw the first bottle i can find at him, and drink another without knowing what either do. i immediately felt dizzy had trouble seeing, but i could hear the man screaming and swearing. i began seeing colours and i became unable to stand up, so i leaned on the cabinet, knocking all of the bottles out and onto the floor. the odor was unbearable and my nose started to burn and my eyes started to water. i stumbled to a nearby chest and leaned on it. the potion i drank was now making it near impossible to stand up and the other gasses were just making it worse. wound from the bold, though no longer hurting as much, was bleeding substantially and i was becoming pale with blood loss. i reached inside the chest and felt around, for i could no longer see, everything was a huge blur, and found a small, sharp object, i grabbed it, cutting my hand and. i then fell to the floor, the pain from the potions and gas overcame me and i collapsed. i could still hear the man in black crying out in pain. i knew that his intent, was to murder me, so it was going to either be me or him. i gained the last of my strength to stand up and attempt to stab my attacker, but as soon as i stood, a terrible pain rushed to my head. it felt as though someone had put glass under my skull and poured...lemon onto it. by now the man had lessened his screaming and had begun to draw his sword and finish me off. as he approached, my vision began to clear, and i saw that he was weeping. when he got close enough to cut my throat with one swift move, he whispered... I'm sorry.

just then, i heard an extremely loud thud and saw a figure at the door

test

today, i took a test and, can someone tell me.... WHAT THE ----- DOES SOHCAHTOA MEAN!>?!?!?
i wrote it on my desk and i forgot what it means... oh well.

also, a drunk man told me never to ride my bike in the street, really, never ever ride in the street EVER!
and a kid in my spanish class had short shorts on, and the kid was a boy.

well, the moral of the story is don't forget what soh cah toa means.

PIE

today i ate a pie, and my coach was attacked my bees. and i ate a pie.

also my brother likes to watch you while you sleep, he also..... interstellar overdrive!!!! YEAH!

tooooooddaaaaaayyyy

weird day, i was going to post about something else but i can't remember...
today someone put chocolate on my brothers bike. today i saw a man with a Hitler mustache running down the street. today i went to woodys and i was going to dine and dash, or eat and run, what ever you wanna call it, but then a big black man guarded the door, so i jumped out the window. also we didn't want to tip our waitress so we pretended to be British exchange students who though it was rude for her to give us the bill before we asked. today i played Black-ops while listening to Simon and Garfunkel and Jesus Christ Super Star, which was a lot better than the name implies. also, today i played Mario kart while listening to Pink Floyd. now its 10:33 and i remembered my original post idea, but I'm too tired to rewrite this... ummm.... happy birthday...

the assignment

i have an assignment, to kill a man named Tommy. i can't speak about this much now, but i will inform you as time goes by.
thats all for today

heeeeyyyy hey hey

hey, im on my blog, writing about things, and you, my friend are reading.

also i saw twilight, but thats not important....
and as i was walking to the..... store to get... milk, i got hit by a car, no, airplane. yes, i got hit by an airplane.
now ask yourself, what did you do today? if it was anything less than getting hit by an airplane, well my friend, go play on the freeway... or go see a movie or sumthin....

becayseads

We would be warm below the storm
In our little hideaway beneath the waves
Resting our head on the sea bed
 In an octopus' garden near a cave

I'll give 100000000000 pieces of bacon to anyone who can

school II

right now im at school and its lunch. the fat kid next to me is watching guitar hero videos. i hope he does not look over, cuz hes FATTTTTT

 and the ugly kin in front of me, is ugly, and im going to yell at him that he's stupid because he has headphones in.

im a bad person

school

i'm at school right now, its tutorial, and the retarded kid playing minecraft next to me called me a freak when i sat next to him, and so now i'm writing about him on my blog, i'm going to disconnect him from the internet, and then kill him.

dogs

if you are one of the few people who read my blog regularly, i congratulate you for one,  and also, you might be wondering why i didn't post yesterday. well, its because I'm lazy.

and i drank Teriyaki sauce thinking it was chocolate.
annnndddd today is valentines day, or singles awareness day, depending on how you look at it, so if you want to tell someone that you're breaking up with them, today is the day to do it, so just send them a link to this post....
or not

and finally, on my way home from school today, i saw a stray dog, a poodle in fact, and as i went past it, it looked at me and i saw that it had blood all over its face. oh well.....

gas

got back from winter camp today, but just barely.
Saturday evening; Drew, Jon, Alex, Steven, Anton, and others, were all living happily in our cabin, that is, until Steven decided to see what would happen if he blew out our pilot light. i tried to stop him, but he was too fast, he blew out the light, and right as he did, all the light turned red and a siren went off. everyone was in panic, except for me. i tried to keep Drew under control, but it was all too much for him, he ended up running into a bedpost and passing out. Anton and Steven were both too shocked to do more than move and Jon and Alex were both fast asleep. it was up to me. i quickly walked over to the control panel and slowly turned off the gas, but as i did, the floor turned into... LAVA! quickly i got Steven and Anton to safety. but I'd forgotten that Alex was sleeping on the floor. he died. ...but there i was, on the edge of the bed, the gas was still building up and we were all using our last breaths of oxygen. i knew i had to make a desperate move to save us. i quickly ran across the lava, burning off my legs, and then crawled to the phone and a directory. my hands were shaking and i was trying to find a number i could call for help, my heart was pounding, i knew that my friends lives rested in my hands. at this point, my eyes were starting to burn from the gas leak, and my lungs felt as though they were on fire, but i had to call for help. i kept searching for a number, but i was getting toward the end of the directory, and i was running out of time. then FINALLY i found a number on the last page, my eyes burned trying to read it, but i managed to make out the numbers, it read: in case of Steven blowing out the pilot light dial 9-1-1. i read it out loud but then...
...Jon woke up and yelled at me for being stupid and told me to shut up.
i wasn't even the one who said the ground was lava, all Jon told ME to shut up... blablablabla i didn't do anything.
also it was really Anton who blew out the light. im sorry steven

winter

its winter camp time. a few years ago, i went to winter camp, and i found a really nice pen. i took the pen, brought it home, and then lost it. i hope they don't want their pen back

help

i just got out of the shower, im cold, and its almost 7:00, BUT i need your help.
i found this video, and it promises to "get you high and stoned" but i don't want to try it right now because im not wearing clothes, so you HAVE to watch this video and tell me if it really works. Does that make sense?
I'm cold.

if it doesn't, then let me repeat myself.

you need to drop everything you're doing right now AND WATCH THE VIDEO and tell me if it really works because i don't have the patience to watch the video myself because IM COLD

bageleles?

today, right when i was leaving for school, i heard an alarm. the fire alarm. my bagels were burned, again...

also, i got new pants today, but my mom wouldn't let me get the pair i wanted.........so today was th......

rain

yesterday it was suppose to rain, but it didn't. why did it not rain? WHY!?!

I'm bored... time to go to school...

sorry

sorry i didn't post yesterday, it was the superb owl and... never mind.
my hands are cold.
last week was the beginning of the new semester, and with that new classes, and new stupid people in you're old classes. other that the 3rd (now tied for 1st)  dumbest person I've ever met now sitting across from me in my English class, there is a new girl in my Spanish class. I've no clue what her name is or who she is, but she wears pink, a LOT of pink. Pink sweatpants, pink sweatshirt, pink shirt, pink shoes, pink backpack, pink hair-things... it's... too much pink.
No one should ever wear that much pink under any circumstances, ever... EVER!
i don't know, maybe green is the colour...
(true story)

its just like magic

1+2+3=6=1*2*3

ITS LIKE MAGIC!!!!!

...

don't do drugs kids...

because

because i don't wanna risk a bet, all you get this week is fun pictures. 

im sorry

PANDA!

today was... weird...
well, if you ever feel like you are on fire, don't stand up and start to throw grapes at your teacher... you'll get sent to the office, and...