The other dream

Last night, i had a DIFFERENT dream.
this one about a ugly kid in one of my classes, and how he has a very bad haircut. anyways, i drew a picture.

scanning, preparing to scan...

anyways, my dream was about how his hair around his ear was really gross...

the dream

last night, i had a dream where there was a bear. well. not. really. a. bear. but. a. person. but. i. cant. say. their. name. but. anyways. they. found. a. group. of. children. eating. lollipops. and. screamed. "STOP EATING THOSE F___ING LOLLIPOPS!!! WHAT THE F___ IS WRONG WITH YOU!!??!?! F___!!!!

also, you paused in between every word when reading that.

tetris battles

as i was playing tetris battles

this happened...

anyways, what happened was as i cleared a line, i was "KO'd" at the same time, and it glitched...
the other guy didn't get a point for "KOing" me, and every block i dropped disappeared and gave me points for a perfect clear.

although i "KO'd" him 5 times, i still lost a star :(

anyways, this is probably really boring to read, but trust me, it's exciting for me.

hate

i hate all of you...

except for you... :)

i also think im going to post this:

every time i get bored... also...

if...

if you can read this, you're not blind, retarded, and you also speak english...
if you can't read this... wow did you get here...?

also, i bought a bad of carrots and i ate the whole bag...
and now im a carrot man...

and i also drew a picture:
...
i can't find it...

Mc Cafe

CAFEEEE
ok, i made a video and i drew a picture, going to post one of those tomorrow and its going to be amazing.
 but for today...
im pretty sure the lemonade at Mc Donald's has never had anything to do with lemons...its just a syrup with yellow ice...

and how do you think they got the ice yellow?

resume

today, i was going to write a post about how im going to England next week, but that got canceled...
and then i had a draft saved about my life as a banana but the draft got deleted.
then i had a sigur ros post, but i...
and then i had a resume copy i was going to post, but thats saved at my other house...
and my resume on this computer was erased...
but... my OTHER resume was saved on my email... but there seem to be a problem with hotmail...
and then this is how it ended up saving... so here is my RESUME:

techadmin      techadmin€( INTERNATIONAL STUDENT CENTER)  School,[1][1]

the egg story

today, i was going to write a post about how the universe was formed, but i decided to write this instead
...also, the picture from yesterday was not supposed to work, i know there is no picture, so stop complaining...
...morons

THE EGG PEOPLE
once upon a time, there was a little egg.
his name was jim
jim had a lot of egg friends.
jim was cool, and had a lot of egg friends.
jim had a cool tattoo of an egg with a tattoo.
one day, while jim was walking down the street, he saw a cat.
the cat was a brown cat.
the cat was a big cat too.
the cat was dead.
the cat died.
Cats tend to become paranoid and hide if they're sick or dying, because they think that someone's after them. Although they have no predators, it's still in their instincts to seek refuge.
jim was also walking down the street, and he saw a ball in the street.
jim was also walking down the street and saw a boy who had lost his ball.
jim decided to be a nice person, and to get the ball out of the middle of the street.
jim ran onto the freeway.
jim was hit by a semi-truck.
jim died.
jim was also a egg
jim was a dead egg.
don't get balls for little children who lost their balls, you'll just end up being hit by a semi-truck, just like 26 million cats per year...

£2

...its how much LSD costs.
also, kettle corn is $7 for a bag... this big:------------
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well, a little bigger than that...


Also


so today, i ....

Blogspot.blogger?.net/http?

apparently, this is not blogspot any more, its blogger.com...
either that or they made a lot of changes to their websight... including changing their domain name...
anyways, i hate the changes, and almost none of you have any idea as to what i'm talking about, but its now really confusing to write new posts...

anyways... that made no sense to any of you, but here's what I did today...
today i took the practice SAT and well, i learned a lot...
i learned that its not normal to...(word i can't spell)... associate?... no... wrong word...
anyways, its not normal to think of a colour when you eat food, or listen to music... i always thought i was normal... guess not...
today i also learned that being 'kind' or 'nice' is not one act, but a habit, and you're not being nice to make others feel good, but to make yourself feel like a better person. you're all bad people...
what you really should do is punch everyone in the head...
also, today i got to fight a drunk guy...
and today i got to clean puke off of a drunk guy
and drunk people suck

alsoooooooo i need to show you something REALLY important, but i'll save that for a post with some linear thought...

WHAT IS THIS!??!

new post

today, as i was walking down the street, i noticed a pair of old Asian people. they were walking...
anyways, i also saw a guy with three children, one in a stroller, one walking beside the man, and one pushing the stroller. i didn't pay too much attention, until the man bent down and started eating something off the sidewalk...

even though i never found out what he was eating, i did find out where the man lives, the name of the children, Conner, Brent, and Steven, were being held against their wi...

dr starman

so im bored, it feels as though my mind is on fire and my eyes are being stabbed with little safety pins.
anyways, i've done literally nothing nothing the past few days and i feel like i've gon mad.
about a week ago i started to see things again, but a lot more vivid and a lot more often now.
the dreams also came back, this time instead of running through a maze, i was running in a camp, trying to save a man i knew i had to eventually kill...

the good news is though, i've added anotherthing to my tlist of things that keep me sane, this one is above the sound ov wine glasses, but its also a secrete...
in fact, it might be a bad thing.... i feel as though i've baeceme a lot less...focused, and a lor more spolly...
aside fri m that, i might really be dyslexic, that or mty visual processing issues have gotten worse,
ok, im having trouble focusing, so im done for today.

JUCE

hi juce, juce is currently right next to me and is look at newegg.com and is interested in building a computer

 its ugly, i know. 

anyways, i don't know why but i really like to make blog posts in the our school library. other than writing blog posts, i also opened went onto google images and opened 1 black page and 1 white page, i then presses Ctrl Tab and had it switch back and forth between the black and white page. the librarian thought it was... 

fruit strips

as many people know, religion has been an im...
the idea of being able to genetically engineer "something" or "someone" has been around for hundreds of years and is completely absurd, the idea of the increases so lengths and risks, we are willing to take push and shove...
so ya, thought ya, might like to, go to the show.
to feel the warmth the magic effects of...
most of this i copied from the person at the computer next to me

not worth it

i hate dubstep

too much

i saw the dumbest commercial ever today...
 egassem eterces
also, i listened to 6 hours of white noise and watched a screen turn from green to purple.
annnndddd i ate chicken

12334534653

do you ever do something and you just start to think of numbers?
like, whenever i tie my shoe, i think of the numbers 27, 11, 24, 36
when i ride my bike, i count down from 7 exactly 3 times, and then after that the number 42 and 67 are stuck in my head.
please tell me im not the only one this happens to

tap

tap is amazing, for two reasons...
one:

and 2:...

Emaly Hunter...one of the coolest people ever is in tap.

100

all you need to do, is follow the path.
just refresh this page and all your dreams will come true.

ever notice how some people just suck? like, there are those people who suck sometimes, like when they forget to show up to your birthday party, but there are people who just suck, like, they SUCK.

you, my friend, know which kind of person you are, and i encourage you to change.
in order to not suck, just refresh this page until this image is burned into your  monitor.

goal

100!!!!

thank all of you who read my blog and show your friends (no offense to those of you who have no friends)

its because of all of the few of you that i've written for almost ever day since about 100 days ago.

if you havent  noticed  i put a  lot     of     s p a c e in between the words and     lines to make it loook like             i write more than i actually   do...

 i also gradually raise the font size sometimes, but not now...

i'll give a special present to whoever finds all the posts in which i gradually change the font size, dont worry, its there...


i love you all... especially you...

-Jason

Easter

today, is not easter, but it is the day after easter.
today, is also the day where you run out of candy that you bought yourself to not feel lonely on easter.
today, is also the day where you go to the record store and buy a supertramp album with Emaly Hunter.
today, is also the day where you go home, watch twilight, and fall asleep during the movie
today, is also the day where you go to the dentist and take their gum
today, is also the day where you try and upload the pictures from easter and make a witty post, but you can't because your stupid i-phone sucks because apple can't keep consistent software are is incapable of making a universal and easily compatible picture file, so you have to go to the apple store and either buy a 2,000 dollar Mac or, buy 100 dollar software, which wont work because you built your PC to run normally, and because apple still cant make an adequate compatibility system, they force you to spend 2,000 dollars to convert to their stupid picture file, which you just convert back to the normal picture file because you want to upload it to your stupid blog, but you dont want to use a mac because macs suck, and iTunes sucks, and it asks for an update every other second, and you're listening to jethro tull and you're on acid, and your girlfriend is trying to play guitar, but she can't because your house is on fire, so you go get sticky notes and put them on stevens door asking him to go light the pentagon on fire and you still cant afford a mac so you go to a bank and steal monies to go buy whatever it is you wanted to buy, but you forgot, so you just buy another supertramp album, but this time, its a picture disk, and you put it next to your pink floyd picture disc, and its all happy, except your house is STILL on fire, and you still need to upload Easter pictures onto your blog, but you cant because you don't have a cable to connect your iphone to your computer because it broke because apple SUCKS because they are still incapable of doing anything right, how could they put one of the TWO STUPID BUTTONS on the wrong side, they were doing so well but they had to screw up one of the only two buttons, in case you cant tell by now, i have no clue what im doin, ad i congeasjdskdlgsdf
i really need to upload those Easter pictures...

     

555%%%

exactly 555 of you have viewed this blog using internet explore...
thats a lie... if you couldent tell


bekommen im Zug!!!!
Die Mitglieder der amerikanischen, sozialistischen, White Peoples Party. Eine Organisation der anständige, gesetzestreue Weißen. Genau wie Sie

movie

today, i made ice cream.
while i was making ice cream... we had an earthquake... again...
anyways, i put in about 10 times as much vanilla extract as i was supposed to. i put in so much that it turned brown and became very, very thick. anyways, ignoring the massive surplus of vanilla, i proceeded to make my ice cream, until, i was forced to open the bag and actually eat the ice cream. i almost passed out at just the smell as i held up the ice cream to my face, but i had to eat it, for if i didn't, people would think i was a loser. so, i ate it. i ate ice cream that was 25% milk, 5% sugar, and 60% vanilla extract, with a alcohol  consistency of around 15-20%. the next class, i threw up 3 times, the call after that, i threw up twice, the class after that, i had the worst stomach cramps ever.      

yet another

today, i while i was taking the most important test of the quarter, we had an earthquake. i thought this would be a great excuse to pick up my desk, and throw it at the white board. unfortunately, the girl in front of me decided to get in the way of my desk and get a concussion. anyways, because the ceiling collapsed, and everyone died except for me, i didnt get in trouble for killing the girl with my desk. i also didn't fail my final.    

95

i hope you're all happy, i used conditioner even though its Thursday.

94

today, i was going to post about something important, but i forgot...
so here is an older post

The Pencil...
today, in my World History class, i was spinning my pencil, falling asleep, trying to ignore the stupid questions. anyways, while i was spinning my pen, i ended up dropping my ONLY pen. i watched helplessly as my pen rolled and landed at the feed of my neighbor. instead of handing the pen back to me, they just picked it up, and put it into their purse. the whole rest of the class period, i just sat and stared at the purse, hoping that it will magically jump out and go back to its rightful owner, but instead, it just sat there. the class went by, with me pen-less and my pen jason-less, as the whole rest of the class took notes. while i was doing absolutely nothing, i devised a plan to steal my pen back... i decided to use inception to plant a question in my neighbors brain and to force her to ask the teacher after class, but as she did that, i would pretend to throw away paper so i can walk without suspicion to her desk, go through her purse, and steal my pen back. it was a brilliant and fool-prof plan that was destined to work.
 i sat, waiting patiently, watching the clock, waiting for the period to end and for a chance to get my pen back... i watched as the clock ticked down to 94 seconds left, then 60, 30, 10, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
as the bell rang, i panicked, i grabbed her purse and took off... as i was running, i rummaged through her purse, grabbed my pen, and threw her i-phone at the ground...

and that, is the best lunch, i ever had.

93

yep, its 11:11
also, this is my 93'rd post...
and also, because this post says virtually nothing, you should re-fresh to see if a secret message appears.

91

i'm too lazy to come up with new names for each blog post, so all you get is numbers from now on...
also, because the only reason i have this blog is to raise my self-esteem, you guys have to show this blog to everyone you know, and to refresh this page as much as possible. you should also go and read or re-read older posts.

I'm with you now
Can speak your name
Now we can hear
Ourselves again

the bus

once upon a time, there was a bus. it was a magic bus. the bus did magic things. one day...