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today, i made ice cream.
while i was making ice cream... we had an earthquake... again...
anyways, i put in about 10 times as much vanilla extract as i was supposed to. i put in so much that it turned brown and became very, very thick. anyways, ignoring the massive surplus of vanilla, i proceeded to make my ice cream, until, i was forced to open the bag and actually eat the ice cream. i almost passed out at just the smell as i held up the ice cream to my face, but i had to eat it, for if i didn't, people would think i was a loser. so, i ate it. i ate ice cream that was 25% milk, 5% sugar, and 60% vanilla extract, with a alcohol  consistency of around 15-20%. the next class, i threw up 3 times, the call after that, i threw up twice, the class after that, i had the worst stomach cramps ever.