As you all know, today is Halloween! And you all know what that means, you get to dress up as a princess and steal your neighbors candy. anyways, i was ...a vampire. and i also put contacts in for the first time...
it took 2 hours for me to get one contact in.
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
LOTS of dead people
anyways, theres been a lot of dead people lately. and not just because of people killing themselves in my classes, or from lighting my school on fire. but from Mr Mitt Romney creating a hurricane. did you know, i'm naming my kid hurricane. anyways, i'm going to talk about death. death is when your goldfish goes on vacation through the toilet. death is when your neighbor's house starts to smell like rotting flesh, and your parents tell you to get inside while the cops show up and drag out dead bodies and LSD. death is when you decide lifes boring and you want to go to sleep forever.
but what happens after you die? some say nothing, you're just dead. for me, thats not a good answer because well, its boring. others say that you go to burn in HELL. well thats not happy enough for me so i don't like it either. some, say theres a place called heaven thats really happy and theres God and happy. i like that idea, i really like the happy idea, and i believe it, but what are some of the other ideas?
another idea is that you become a bird if you're good, and a poop if you're bad. and yet another idea, is Hades. Hades is an in between place of heaven and hell. not like purgatory, where you sit around and do nothing, but Hades is a place where something something something. anyways, its not quite hell, but its not heaven either, and guess what, the Bible does mention it, and if you believe the Bible, then guess what then you believe in Hades. although, you may be thinking either. BUT HADES IS A GREEK GOD. well thats cool. but, for others of you, you may be thinking, BUT... YOURE OUT OF CONTEXT. well, lets see if i am, and if Hades is just another name for Hell.
Then I saw an angel coming down from heaven, holding in his hand the key to the bottomless pit and a great chain. And he seized the dragon, that ancient serpent, who is the devil and Satan, and bound him for a thousand years, and threw him into the pit, and shut it and sealed it over him, so that he might not deceive the nations any longer, until the thousand years were ended. After that he must be released for a little while. Then I saw thrones, and seated on them were those to whom the authority to judge was committed. Also I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded for the testimony of Jesus and for the word of God, and those who had not worshiped the beast or its image and had not received its mark on their foreheads or their hands. They came to life and reigned with Christ for a thousand years. The rest of the dead did not come to life until the thousand years were ended. This is the first resurrection. ...
And the sea gave up the dead who were in it, Death and Hades gave up the dead who were in them, and they were judged, each one of them, according to what they had done. Then Death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. This is the second death, the lake of fire.
anyways, what im trying to say, but not doing a great job at is they're identical. but no, Hades is not a fiery pit. and no, Hades is not the same thing as Hell. What Hades is however, is a temperary holding place for unrighteous souls...
wait, i didnt plan on talking about the difference between Hades and Hell... ANYWAYS, heres what i did plan on talking about...
yesterday, i read a comment on one of those popular facebook posts of dead babies, and it read something like; YOU SHOULD NEVER POST COMMENTS SAYING YOU'RE GOING TO DIE THE NEXT DAY BECAUSE THERE WAS A 13 AND 1/2 YEAR OLD WHO READ ONE ON YOUTUBES AND KILLED HIMSELF THE VERY NEXT DAY.
well, thats very sad. I'm sorry for your loss. although, i highly doubt that really happened. and even if it did, i doubt that it was because of a youtube comment. and IF IT WAS, then they probably deserved to die. JUST KIDDING thats a horrible thing to say.
but what happens after you die? some say nothing, you're just dead. for me, thats not a good answer because well, its boring. others say that you go to burn in HELL. well thats not happy enough for me so i don't like it either. some, say theres a place called heaven thats really happy and theres God and happy. i like that idea, i really like the happy idea, and i believe it, but what are some of the other ideas?
another idea is that you become a bird if you're good, and a poop if you're bad. and yet another idea, is Hades. Hades is an in between place of heaven and hell. not like purgatory, where you sit around and do nothing, but Hades is a place where something something something. anyways, its not quite hell, but its not heaven either, and guess what, the Bible does mention it, and if you believe the Bible, then guess what then you believe in Hades. although, you may be thinking either. BUT HADES IS A GREEK GOD. well thats cool. but, for others of you, you may be thinking, BUT... YOURE OUT OF CONTEXT. well, lets see if i am, and if Hades is just another name for Hell.
Then I saw an angel coming down from heaven, holding in his hand the key to the bottomless pit and a great chain. And he seized the dragon, that ancient serpent, who is the devil and Satan, and bound him for a thousand years, and threw him into the pit, and shut it and sealed it over him, so that he might not deceive the nations any longer, until the thousand years were ended. After that he must be released for a little while. Then I saw thrones, and seated on them were those to whom the authority to judge was committed. Also I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded for the testimony of Jesus and for the word of God, and those who had not worshiped the beast or its image and had not received its mark on their foreheads or their hands. They came to life and reigned with Christ for a thousand years. The rest of the dead did not come to life until the thousand years were ended. This is the first resurrection. ...
And the sea gave up the dead who were in it, Death and Hades gave up the dead who were in them, and they were judged, each one of them, according to what they had done. Then Death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. This is the second death, the lake of fire.
anyways, what im trying to say, but not doing a great job at is they're identical. but no, Hades is not a fiery pit. and no, Hades is not the same thing as Hell. What Hades is however, is a temperary holding place for unrighteous souls...
wait, i didnt plan on talking about the difference between Hades and Hell... ANYWAYS, heres what i did plan on talking about...
yesterday, i read a comment on one of those popular facebook posts of dead babies, and it read something like; YOU SHOULD NEVER POST COMMENTS SAYING YOU'RE GOING TO DIE THE NEXT DAY BECAUSE THERE WAS A 13 AND 1/2 YEAR OLD WHO READ ONE ON YOUTUBES AND KILLED HIMSELF THE VERY NEXT DAY.
well, thats very sad. I'm sorry for your loss. although, i highly doubt that really happened. and even if it did, i doubt that it was because of a youtube comment. and IF IT WAS, then they probably deserved to die. JUST KIDDING thats a horrible thing to say.
Monday, October 29, 2012
Sunday, October 28, 2012
step 4: assassination
today, i saw a show with four parts on how to kill someone. well, i think it was four parts, it doesn't matter. anyways, they hypnotized someone to the point where they could sit in a tub of ice water for two minutes. and also, to the point where they could pick up a gun and shoot someone.
normally, you hear everyone say that you cant hypnotize someone into doing something they wont normally do, well this guy was a special cop who sat in ice for fun, and liked to shoot bad guys, so i feel like he didn't do anything out of his norm.
aaaaaaaanyways, you should believe everything the world tells you because lies are illegal
normally, you hear everyone say that you cant hypnotize someone into doing something they wont normally do, well this guy was a special cop who sat in ice for fun, and liked to shoot bad guys, so i feel like he didn't do anything out of his norm.
aaaaaaaanyways, you should believe everything the world tells you because lies are illegal
Saturday, October 27, 2012
babysitting
Today i babysat!
anyways, my girlfriend Emaly and I were hired to go to a party and sit around. So, as you can imagine we didn't do too much, but we were still payed to walk around and eat food, which was nice. Afterwards, my girlfriend Emaly and I went to the Bella Terra and ate food and played games and lit cats on fire.
Overall, today was nice, i got to eat a candy apple and spend the day with my amazing girlfriend.
the low of today, however... well i'll talk about that later...
anyways, my girlfriend Emaly and I were hired to go to a party and sit around. So, as you can imagine we didn't do too much, but we were still payed to walk around and eat food, which was nice. Afterwards, my girlfriend Emaly and I went to the Bella Terra and ate food and played games and lit cats on fire.
Overall, today was nice, i got to eat a candy apple and spend the day with my amazing girlfriend.
the low of today, however... well i'll talk about that later...
Thursday, October 25, 2012
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
the pregnant lady
Today, i was planning on writing about how i saved a suicidal pregnant lady from taking her own life, but in the time between that happening this morning and now, something much greater happened.
At around 7:47, while i was making toast, something extraordinary happened. we ran out of creamy peanut butter. I'll get into why no living thing should ever eat crunchy peanut butter later, for thats a different story.
Anyways, we didn't have any peanut butter, so i had to use jam. BUT the only strawberry jam we had was sealed tight, and God knows you can't eat other jams, such as apricot, or mango. Who the heck even came up with mango jam?
ANYWAYS, after i was done cooking my bagels, i attempted to open the jar of strawberry jam, but I was to no avail. The jam had bested me. I tried every possible method to open it. I used a screwdriver, a bottle opener, a can opener, and even a crowbar, but still i could not open the jar of jam.
Eventually, i just tried running hot water over the lid, but i still couldn't open it, and by now my bagels were cold so i just put the stupid crunchy peanut butter on it and fed it to a pregnant lady.
Oh, and also i put the sealed jar in the microwave for 15:90 secs, well actually i have no idea how long the microwave decides how long that is, but whatever....
oh, theres only two times i ever use when i use a microwave, 15:90, and 1:23, but I'm getting off topic.
AND SO, jar of jelly in a microwave for 15:90 secs, bad idea.
At around 7:47, while i was making toast, something extraordinary happened. we ran out of creamy peanut butter. I'll get into why no living thing should ever eat crunchy peanut butter later, for thats a different story.
Anyways, we didn't have any peanut butter, so i had to use jam. BUT the only strawberry jam we had was sealed tight, and God knows you can't eat other jams, such as apricot, or mango. Who the heck even came up with mango jam?
ANYWAYS, after i was done cooking my bagels, i attempted to open the jar of strawberry jam, but I was to no avail. The jam had bested me. I tried every possible method to open it. I used a screwdriver, a bottle opener, a can opener, and even a crowbar, but still i could not open the jar of jam.
Eventually, i just tried running hot water over the lid, but i still couldn't open it, and by now my bagels were cold so i just put the stupid crunchy peanut butter on it and fed it to a pregnant lady.
Oh, and also i put the sealed jar in the microwave for 15:90 secs, well actually i have no idea how long the microwave decides how long that is, but whatever....
oh, theres only two times i ever use when i use a microwave, 15:90, and 1:23, but I'm getting off topic.
AND SO, jar of jelly in a microwave for 15:90 secs, bad idea.
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
no more tetris
its been 24 hours sense
since...
since i last played tetris and, well only 681528 more
since...
since i last played tetris and, well only 681528 more
Monday, October 22, 2012
more on Aaron Smith
also, Aaron Smith thinks its the most amazing thing that i know how to type without looking at the keyboard. Aaron Smith thinks that there are a total of 3 billion people living in the United States. Aaron Smith is pro choice because he believes we need to lower the population. Aaron Smith also thinks that its a bad idea to take birth control pills because it kills potential babies. Aaron Smith also thinks that daddy long legs are the most deadly mammal on Earth. AARON SMITH also thinks that we should...
aaron smithstill thinks its cool that i dont need to look at the keyboard while i type...
aaron smithstill thinks its cool that i dont need to look at the keyboard while i type...
aaron smith
today, in my physics class, we had to define Newton's three laws and blog about them and write a response to another students. anyways, one students examples for Newton's third law was a punching bag, and the reaction was it swinging back. and also, people tend to be amazed that i dont need to look at the keyboard while i type.
Saturday, October 20, 2012
how my day was
anyways, today i went halloween shopping with me, my girlfriend Emaly, and my two legal guardians...
and so, we planned to go to about four different stores, but we found out that the website we found the store's info on was outdated and they all we now either a fresh and easy or a frozen yogurt warehouse.
eventually, umm...
and so, we went to one store that was an hour away and didn't buy a thing.
and so, we planned to go to about four different stores, but we found out that the website we found the store's info on was outdated and they all we now either a fresh and easy or a frozen yogurt warehouse.
eventually, umm...
and so, we went to one store that was an hour away and didn't buy a thing.
Friday, October 19, 2012
edy
I met a kid named Eddie once and he was the most amazing kid i ever met.
if infinity kids go into an infinity slide, on a play ground, then infinity more children come into and play, they move into room 6.
if infinity kids go into an infinity slide, on a play ground, then infinity more children come into and play, they move into room 6.
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
creative outlet :D
hi! this is my happy place where i let out all of my emotions and feelings. today, I'm going to talk about my life, through clever symbols and personal meanings that make sense to me but no one else.
I woke up and ate a banana and rode my bike with a flat tire to school and saw kids bullying another kid and then i went to class and my teacher yelled at kids.
I woke up and ate a banana and rode my bike with a flat tire to school and saw kids bullying another kid and then i went to class and my teacher yelled at kids.
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
how's the child? it grows.
politics..
anyways, today ...
nothing/
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
obama
mitt.
big bird
anyways, today ...
nothing/
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
obama
mitt.
big bird
Monday, October 15, 2012
do you know what time is it?
I HATE IT when people say that. if i ever hear you say that i'll kill you.
anyways, today was fun. i had a sandwich for breakfast, a sandwich for lunch, and frozen rice for dinner.
anyways, today was fun. i had a sandwich for breakfast, a sandwich for lunch, and frozen rice for dinner.
Sunday, October 14, 2012
the home coming
homecoming was yesterday
anyways, i liked dressing like a spy, and having spy things. and i liked how my date, EMALY HUNTER, dressed like a spy, and had spy things. spy things are like, guns, and pepper spray, and guns, and like spy stuff.
we were not really dressed like spies, but i like to pretend. i really did have a gun though.
anyways, today, i went to Wendy's and used my friends money to buy myself food. and i carried around a purse.
AND yesterday i wore high heels
anyways, i liked dressing like a spy, and having spy things. and i liked how my date, EMALY HUNTER, dressed like a spy, and had spy things. spy things are like, guns, and pepper spray, and guns, and like spy stuff.
we were not really dressed like spies, but i like to pretend. i really did have a gun though.
anyways, today, i went to Wendy's and used my friends money to buy myself food. and i carried around a purse.
AND yesterday i wore high heels
Friday, October 12, 2012
thats a twenty minute long hot dog
today, i saw a fat girl eat chocolate. normally, theres nothing wrong with that. everyone loves chocolate, right? well, this girl not only ate the chocolate, but the wrapper also.
yesterday, i had to write an essay in my spanish class and my teacher said i could use my favorite pink pen. so i did, and not only that, but i alternated with my other favorite pen. so, my teacher had to read an essay where every other letter was pink and green.
and, two days ago, i ate a hotdog, for twenty minutes.
yesterday, i had to write an essay in my spanish class and my teacher said i could use my favorite pink pen. so i did, and not only that, but i alternated with my other favorite pen. so, my teacher had to read an essay where every other letter was pink and green.
and, two days ago, i ate a hotdog, for twenty minutes.
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Game Development
I'm in game development.
anyways, i have watch what i say.
so, today we made a game, well actually we just added movement to an object in a "game".
anyways, i have watch what i say.
so, today we made a game, well actually we just added movement to an object in a "game".
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
scales
ok! well my internets down, so you know what that means.
THATS right, im writing this at school. that ALSO MEANS i have to be careful of what i say.
yesterday, there was a spider and it ran across the keyboard while i was typing so i stopped typing and i went and got a piece of paper. i then came back to pick up the spider and to my surprise, it was gone.
THATS right, im writing this at school. that ALSO MEANS i have to be careful of what i say.
yesterday, there was a spider and it ran across the keyboard while i was typing so i stopped typing and i went and got a piece of paper. i then came back to pick up the spider and to my surprise, it was gone.
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
welcome back my friends!
welcome back my friends, ladies and gentlemen!
Sorry i took a little break there, but i was very busy being in a coma. Anyways, here is how my life has been since I've been gone:
Today, a kid in my game development class stated that there is exactly 1 billion people living in the United States of America, and exactly 100 billion on Earth.
YESTERDAY, in Game development, i.. actually i would rather not say, its a bit much, even for the internet...
Two days ago! someone in my math class came in high, and so my teacher thought it would be funny to give him vinegar.
THREE days ago! i went to the bank, and the nice bank people, not only forced me to open a new saving account and checking account if i wanted to deposit money before my parents died, but they also ran out of candy.
two days ago... i went shopping for clothes.
THREE days ago, i went shopping for clothes.
FOure days ago, i went to Disneyland and tourists thought that i was a character working for the park, because i had blond hair and blue eyes. they also made me take a picture WITH their kids. not of their kids, but i stood next to their kids, while they took a picture of us. they also made me sign it.
Sorry i took a little break there, but i was very busy being in a coma. Anyways, here is how my life has been since I've been gone:
Today, a kid in my game development class stated that there is exactly 1 billion people living in the United States of America, and exactly 100 billion on Earth.
YESTERDAY, in Game development, i.. actually i would rather not say, its a bit much, even for the internet...
Two days ago! someone in my math class came in high, and so my teacher thought it would be funny to give him vinegar.
THREE days ago! i went to the bank, and the nice bank people, not only forced me to open a new saving account and checking account if i wanted to deposit money before my parents died, but they also ran out of candy.
two days ago... i went shopping for clothes.
THREE days ago, i went shopping for clothes.
FOure days ago, i went to Disneyland and tourists thought that i was a character working for the park, because i had blond hair and blue eyes. they also made me take a picture WITH their kids. not of their kids, but i stood next to their kids, while they took a picture of us. they also made me sign it.
Monday, October 1, 2012
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