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Saturday, July 13, 2013

minecraft horse

okay, so today i borrowed someone's horse. they were good horses, you know, the good ones with the good stuff. so, I shoved these horses in a wall and rode off with the horse I borrowed. however, during my travels i had gotten lost, and the horse committed suicide. so i bred the horses in the wall to make a new replacement for the dead horse. however, while i was raising this new horse, someone discovered the horses i had hidden in the wall... and slaughtered all living creatures (excluding humans) in the area. he even killed lightning, my cow. so trevor.
my now furious friend.
came to me and discovered that the evil man had killed all of the creatures.
so trevor began to take his gloves off, in preparation to fight the man who killed all creatures.
the man explained that the horses had been his inside of the wall, but was still responsible for the murder of every single other animal in the area.
trevor didn't care for the words this man had to say, for he was bloodthirsty, and the beast needed to be fed.
the first blow came to the murderer.
at this point, i just stood back and laughed at the mess i created.
i shouldn't have shoved the horses in the walls, nor let the other horse commit suicide.
the weaver in the web that he made.
whoops.
anyway, moral of the story:
always decir la verdad
no, blake its something more like if you do something really funny, blog about it.
hahaha I bet you're laughing right now, wasn't this a funny post?

Written by JASON, and....
BLAKE

we hope you enjoyed our story! 
hehe try and guess who wrote what sentence
*which sentence...

Thursday, July 11, 2013

poem

one time
we had to write a poem
for English class
as an assignment

although i don't remember exactly what it read
or what it was about

i do remember that
at the end of the school year
my teacher walked up to me

and handed the poem back

and it wasn't until a
month later

when i noticed that
on the back

she had asked
if she could keep my poem.

remember the future

he looked down at the little black book, that he had written so long before.
it read:
you need to clear away everything holding you where you still are. go out, make amends. the darkness has ended. now try. You're free, so try.
-Love,
           Jason

He put the book down, and sighed.
for so long, the phrase he heard in some obscured song, or on some random billboard; do what makes you happy, do what you know is right...
...were the only rules he lived by
but he had forgotten what happiness was.
and he no longer knew what was right.

and the book, that he held in his hands...
...the book had no meaning.
if he had read it maybe weeks before, then it possibly could have.
but now it meant nothing.
lost, in a haze of sadness.
no way to get out, other than what he knew
that didnt truly make him happy
and what he knew really was wrong...
                                                       ... no longer did he weep
no longer did he feel
no longer did he laugh
or enjoy
anything

it hurt, living a lie
he could only live a lie
for so long

you can only live for so long
in black and white
when you have a heart full of color.
                                                                  his empty eyes
                                                                        no longer filled with sadness
                                                              or regret
                                                                           or any pain
                              or anything
at all
         


nothing, nothing at all








so he again picked up the little black book
filled with dreams, hopes, hate, and every thing he once felt
and he began to write

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

popol vuh

okay jason, dont forget that in the future, you have to go and buy the album Hosianna Mantra on vinyl.
okay jason? DONT forget.
and also ash ra temple, if you have extra money