BLACK

BY : Emaly Hunter...I was told to write about BLACK

BLACK...BLACK...BLACK...BLACK.....BLACK.....

I saw a black person today...

I know what you're thinking.. you're racist.. but really no i'm not... i'm just..AWARE of my surroundings :)...

You know what else is BLACK!?

DIANA ROSS AND THE SUPREMES...

here is a video for you to feast your eyes on :)....its in BLACK and white...

I hope you enjoyed that! 

the race

first off, my tongue still burns from drinking burning gummybears. secondly, i ate 3 pounds of gummybears. and third, i got into a street race.

gummy bears

im pretty sure i have a problem. two days ago i went to the store and bought 3 pounds of gummy bears on sale for 5 dollars. my friends and i ended up eating about half the bag by the time we went to sleep, which was around midnight. the next day, i got up at around 5:30, and went down stairs for breakfast. i searched for a while, and discovered the only thing eatable in the whole house was the gummy bears, so i decided to eat them on my way to work. anyways, sense then, ive ran to the store twice, each time buying 6 pounds of gummy bears... that was yesterday. today, i decided i couldn't get the bears into my body fast enough as it was, so i ended up blending them with some water and drinking it. soon after, i blended just the bears.. and then, i started to melt the bears and drink them. in the past 6 hours ive had to go to the store and buy 4 more microwaves to keep up with how many gummy bears im melting. 3 hours ago, i stopped just drinking them, and just started to inject them directly into my blood stream. for the past 30 minutes my friends have taken away my entire supply and isolated me... im going through withdrawals. my eyes are burning and i dont have any energy at all.. i need help, someone please get me more gummy bears...

TATTOO

By : EMALY HUNTER

Today...was an adventure.... Jason and I went to a place with lots of dirty people that kept asking for our money ....THEN we went to a magical place that forced pancakes down our throats
... then threw them up
 ....then got Jason a Tattoo...a tramp stamp to be exact...
....then rode a shuttle to the moon where we got ice cream and gummy bears!!

......oh we also watched people throw beer bottles at cops and set the police department on fire ...basically they resisted arrest...and that was the end of a great day :)

Driving

today while i was driving i decided to listen  to this:

it was very... interesting

yesterday i...

walking down the stairs listening to Simon and Garfunkel, i looked up and saw my old dusty picture of a burning flower. i stopped for one last time and took the picture and held it in my hands. i rubbed my fingers along the frame and felt every crack and chip. i then noticed a crack in the glass of the frame and i picked at it with my finger nail. i then felt discontent and threw the ruined picture at the ground. i couldn't let such an imperfection be in my home.

dVAC1+

if you're writing anything, and you use VAC, in it, you're going to sound smart. Everyone knows they've heard VAC before, but no one knows what it means, so thats where you take advantage of people lack of knowledge. For example, if you're writing an essay, you can hide VAC into you're essay by starting each sentence with first a V, then the next with an A, then finally a C. people will just read you're work and think of how smart you are. Or, if you're writing a story, you can put VAC into details such as, BOBBY WAS WALKING DOWN THE HALL AND THERE WAS A SIGN THAT SAID VAC ON IT. not only did you just assume bobby was very smart, had glasses, and brown hair, but you also imagined a futuristic setting. there are many words like VAC that can make you sound smart, or even dumb if you want..
One of them, is THE SUMMER OLYMPICS OF 2012!!!! the other to sound REALLY dumb is literary. 

YES!

uuuhhhhh.... i dont know what to blog about... probably kittens.
I LIKE KITTENS. I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD BE KITTENS BECAUSE KITTENS ARE NICE.

the kid with a sleeping bag

sorry i didn't post yesterday, i had brain damage... and i went to a concert with Emaly Hunter.
anyways, when i was on my way to somewhere, i decided to stop at 7-11. 7-11, being the store i was always told to never go into because thats where the kids who smoked pot hung out, was a little scary to me, but i went in anyways. as soon as i stepped in, i had an urge to just turn around and walk out, but yet something was calling me. i decide to walk around a little, until i find a machine that seems to shoot out this odd liquid that resembled a snowcone. i approached the machine, as i did, a small child carrying a sleeping bag over his back ran into the store. As i was driving, i saw the same kid several blocks over, and i was very surprised on how quickly he made it to the store.    anyways, the kid ran into the store, already with a cup in his hand, grabs a lid for his cup, and at the same time fills it all the way Coke flavoured Slurpeeee or whatever its called. well, my point is the kid with the sleeping bag ran to the store, went into the store, got his stupid drink, and left, faster than i could drive to the store and even get a cup...

the great adventure

sorry i haven't posted in like a month, its not like anyone other than you reads this though.
anyways, i thought to myself that if i change the colour you have trouble reading my blog. well, today i came back from my great Colorado trip, where i saw the new batman movie and there was a shooting and guns and i was there, anyways, the day started just like any other. i wake up to my same pink floyd alarm-clock. i then put on my same pink floyd shirt that i normally do. then my purple pants, then my pink floyd belt. i then took off all my clothes, went to my pool, put a record on my turntable, and went swimming while listening to THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON.  later in the day, me and my friends decided to go to watch the new batman movie in Colorado... and there was a shooting... a batman shooting...
in my opinion no one should ever get shot. i think everyone who goes off and shoots people should have to eat jello until they die of eating too much jello. 

the fox

today i saw a fox...
im sorry i haven't posted for the last 2 days... ive had brain problems, but its all better ...again...
anyways today i saw a fox which everyone is telling me is a cat, or a coyote, or a dog, but im sure its a fox because its ORANGE AND HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A ORANGE COYOTE? DIDNT THINK SO!!
ITS NOT A COYOTE MOM!!!
also, i went on an adventure and i saw a retard trying to golf with a baseball bat and a basket ball.

UNICORNS!

By: Emaly Hunter
...yeah i was suppose to write about a song....but i couldn't find head phones....Soooo, STORY TIME!PARTIALLY WRITTEN BY JASON 
once upon a time... there was a girl named emaly...she had brown hair and she was very nice and pretty and had a super Boyfriend  named Jason and then one day they went on an adventure tooo a magical place where they listened to pink floyd, because pink floyd is the best band ever and then some civil wars because they are the second best but mostly pink floyd because emaly lost her civil wars CD, and also because jason only had a turn table so they couldnt play her CD anyways..yeah...then they went on an adventure to..7-11, because jason had never been there.and ihop...were they ate delicious pancakes!but then they exploded because ihop is evil

• ....pause!
• we cant die
  • OK
  • 
    

    oh...

    then EMALY EXPLODED because ihop is evil
    ....I CANT DIE 
    • 
      

      ...

      fine, save yourself
      ok then jason poured some magical syrup on her body pieces and she as glued back togetherand then, feeling bad for taking them to the restaurant that nearly killed them..sooo for feeling bad she took them to go COSMIC BOWLING
      • 
        

        YEAH!

        but on the way, they met a leprechaun that was in need of their help and so they follwed him into the forest of.....light, where they plotted to take down the evil fairy queen but then they thought that would be to mean so they told the leprechaun they were sorry and went on there way to cosmic bowling where there were lots of fun lights and colors but then, they got sick because right before, the leprechaun made them drink their shamrock shakes and soo they threw up all over the leprechaun....TO BE CONTINUED!

aNYWAYS......
Today was Friday the thirteenth..
Today I saw someone walk through a gate
Today I saw someone break a salon persons brush
Today I saw someone get sprayed with cologne
Today I took an adventure
Today I drank a Slurpee
Today I rode an elevator
Today I ate a CHURRO
Today I did lots of things...and now i'm tired and all i can think about is unicorns...

depression

depression is very bad, in fact, it can lead to death. depression is found in many people just like you and me, except the're depressed. depression can lead to suicide, but this may be prevented if you catch some of the warning signs. if you're always talking or thinking about death, then chances are, you're probably depressed, or if this sounds like a friend, they probably are going to kill themselves. you should also be concerned if your friend is; changing a will, having a death wish, losing interests, and saying their goodbyes. if this sounds like a friend, they probably want to kill themselves, but don't worry, you can help them. first, if your friend is talking about suicide, take them seriously, and listen to what they have to say. dont argue with them, but rather let them know you care. you should also find a professional.  if you are in search of someone to help a loved one battle depression, you should encourage them to seek the help of a mental health professional.

http://ocregister.upickem.net/engine/Details.aspx?p=V&c=60930&s=21297382&i=1&sort=VOTES_DESC#SD

VOTE
me, DREW WILLIAMS, is in 6th place for something where i win something, and its up to you, everyone reading this, to vote for me

laughter

i almost threw up when i saw this commercial. children's laughter makes me sick, i just wanted to go into my TV and kill them, all of them...

GET ON THE TRAIN

real

i realized that if i dont post my blog on facebook, then i dont get views...
well here are some of my least popular blog posts... just so you can read them...
ALSO
im going to review my own blog...
POP CULTURE
 this is about pop culture, it has 0 views... and i also posted it yesterday....
a whole new world
this is about a young boy, who discovers a whole new world...
UNTITLED
this is a wiki link
IM BACK
IM LEAVING
THE DOOR
Prologue
STOP
i wrote all of those at about the same time, the reason they have no views, is because the whole 3 people who read my blog were at camp...
UGLY MAN (the other dream)
its about an ugly man, and a picture i drew...
the man in black
this took a really long time to write, and by that i mean around 15 minutes... i have no clue why it had no views... probably because it sucks...
PANDA
because
those two are pictures and words...

well, this exists because im too lazy to write a new post today, so you get crappy old posts you haven't read.
its your own fault.

WHOA WHAT IS THIS...A NEW ENVIRONMENT!

Once I was walking. Walking down my dirty street with shady people passing me. There was dirt on the sidewalk, in this chrome universe. Somehow...
Then suddenly, BAM! A guy in a business suit appears. Those are rare...
-Blake

...why am i having blake write a post for me... if you wanted to read his posts go on his stupid blog, not mine

My blog's not stupid Jason.

oh yes it is blake...
i mean

I MEAN

Oh yeah, BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON IN DEFENSE MODE!
GET OFF MY BLOG BLAKE
You told me your password, and then told me to post a post about me posting a post about a story.
thats not true at all... and its about time someone got my password, its the same thing as my blog address...
...
...
...
no its not, dont try

pop culture?

pop culture, is what i use to get more views on by blog...

JAPAN EARTHQUAKE
MICHAEL JACKSON DEAD
BEATLES SPLIT UP
SPUTNIK LAUNCH

im not sure if this is pop culture, but its FUN

Close to the Edge

i
saw
a
fat
train

day 2#

today, well, i suppose right now its yesterday... i had no time to write a blog post...

day 1#

today, i didnt have time to write a blog post...

SEE THE SHOW

go back and read the previous part if you have not already done so


[First Man:] I think, I think I am, therefore I am, I think.

[Establishment:] Of course you are my bright little star,
I've miles
And miles
Of files
Pretty files of your forefather's fruit
And now to suit our
Great computer,
You're magnetic ink.

[First Man:] I'm more than that, I know I am, at least, I think I must be.

[Inner Man:] There you go man, keep as cool as you can.
Face piles
And piles
Of trials
With smiles.
It riles them to believe
That you perceive
The web they weave
And keep on thinking free.

i couldn't think of anything... except...

it was marvelous.

if i was not being chased by a computer, i would have stopped in awe.

it was amazing, not only because it was my first time going through an ad, but also because there was so much happening at once, and i was witnessing so much all at once. i cannot describe what i felt, except that it was almost like falling. it was, again marvelous, but also sickening.

i loved the feeling, but at a point, there was too much.

i was being twisted into data and who knows what else. 

it feels like AAAHHHH

i can no longer move, but yet im still running, but it feels as though im falling....

i have no clue where i am, or how i got there, but now i hate it.

 all i can see it the red and white ad... SEE THE SHOW! SEE THE SHOW!

over and over, for what feels like hours now... but in reality, its been seconds... but im not even in.... 

just MAKE IT STOP! 

i kept flying down to who knows where, with no control of anything, not even my own movements...

...just keep running, dont let the computer catch you... whatever you do... dont let her catch you...

i just kept looking forward... look forward, never back, and dont close your eyes... dont ever close your eyes...

i just kept falling, being twisted into  all sorts of shapes people should never be twisted into... 

i just kept falling

i just kept falling...

i couldn't take it anymore, i had to do something...

i looked back, only to find there was nothing, not even the red and white ads... just, nothing.

i looked back forward, only to be face to face with the computer. i let out a scream and shut my eyes. 

when i opened my eyes, i found myself somewhere like which i have never seen before. after living in the simulation for just  a short while you see everything very quickly. its rare that you ever leave the facility, the world outside of testing is only viewed through screens in the food hall, and even then...

so to find yourself somewhere entirely new is very rare, even talking to others who go through ads, they say they find find themselves waking up in their cell. 

i stood up and began to look around. everything was dark and gray, but i could still see everything clearly. it looked as though i was in some sort of city, like in an alleyway. i looked around some more and found broken neon lights and old cigarette cases. it was a little hard to breath, the air felt dirty and stale... in fact, the whole place felt dirty, not just because there was trash everywhere, but it just had a weird feeling to it... like bad things happen there. i searched around some more, and noticed a poster similar to the holographic ad i went through, the only difference was that it was obviously larger, and it had a picture of a man in front of the white letters. the man had very white skin, blond hair, blue eyes, and a very large top hat, and he was wearing a red and white suit... i cant remember someone wearing anything other than the standard jumpsuit in the simulation. the only other time i saw anyone wearing anything else was when i just saw the computer, she was wearing a black suit. other than those two, i have never seen anyone, not even in ads wearing anything other than the jump suit... strange... 

i wandered around some more until i found a faint glowing light... a very faint light... it was weird because i didnt see it until it was right in front of me, then all of a sudden there was a light in front of my face... i just stopped and stared, i wondered where the heck this blue light could be coming from. i was about to turn and walk away from it, when it started to move. i turned back towards it, and it started to move towards the end of the street, and i decided i had nothing else to do here, so i followed. it started to go faster, fast enough to where i had to run to keep up with it. it would occasionally turn corners too fast and i would lose track of it, but then it would just appear in front of my face again and i would continue to follow. the light eventually brought me to what appeared to be, or was once, a giant casino. it was very worn, it was falling apart, bored  up, and surrounded by broken glass. i stopped, the building was so different from all the others. everything else was a dull black and gray, well i guess so was this one, but it just stuck out... maybe it was a different shade of gray... anyways there was something that separated it from the others. i just stood and stared, the light beside me. i assumed this is what it was leading me to, but it just stopped, i had no clue if it wanted me to go in, or spin in circles or anything... so i just stood. 

the light then started to rise up, and grow bigger. i watched, as it grew, and grew.... until it just stopped...

it grew, but it was not any brighter, and now it was just hovering there, still. not moving, not growing. i watched it do absolutely nothing for several minutes, until it just exploded, and shot into the building, which then exploded with colour, and lit up magnificently. the old neon lights busted with colour and shot out a shower of sparks. the building was now alive and bright, it illuminated the whole block and the building turned red and white instead of the dull gray and black. I ended up having to shield my eyes because of how bright it looked. after a few minutes, when my eyes adjusted, i... i just stared, awestruck. i was amazed to how a building as massive as this, could go from being black, to bursting with colour in a matter of seconds. i then began to feel drawn to the building... i had to go inside... i had to see what it was like on the inside...

on my way up to the door, i noticed a poster ad...

'COME SEE THE SHOW'

     

Energize

i woke up, i felt my blanket wrapped around my feet and the carpet against my back. i looked up towards the ceiling and saw that it was simulating about 7:30 AM. i kicked off the blanket and stood up. i went to my closet, grabbed my yellow jumpsuit, and put it on. i went over to my mirror, fixed my hair, brushed my teeth, and headed down towards the food hall. on my way, i walked passed the great computer. looking through the glass, i saw in the massive, dimly lit room the giant, all knowing, great computer. i stopped to examine it, something was different about it. her eyes and mouth were still closed, she was still sleeping, but something was off. i assumed it had to do with the lighting, and proceeded to to food hall. as i was walking down i noticed something, there were not as many holographic ads as there normally were, and there was no staff walking as well. all there was was an occasional tutorial droid for people new to the system. as i approached the food hall, i noticed that the glass, which was usually red, was not blue, and that the massive door to the food hall was now red instead of gray. I didn't think this alone was strange, but what i did think was strange was that there was only one ad projecting into the hall. this almost never happens, in fact, you usually never see the same ad twice in one day. there are so many different ads that you begin to not even take notice to them. but here, there are hundreds of the same ad all projecting out into the hall. they all said the exact same message in red and white, "COME SEE THE SHOW". I assumed that its was a glitch that the same ad was being projected everywhere, so i just moved them out of my way, and opened the door to the food hall.
The food hall, being the only place in the entire simulation where you see anyone that's not staff or a robot, changes constantly to fit the over all mood of the people being tested in the simulation. the food hall is not just a place to eat, its the place where you are tested, receive your grades on your tests, and where you see the overall performance of the simulation. generally, the colours of the wall are red and blue, because those are the 'national' colours of the simulation, and everyone is generally in a good mood. the worse the mood, the darker the colours get, the better, the brighter. today, they were almost white because the week before, we won a 'war'.
we all know we're in a simulation. the point of the simulation is not to win wars or become the greatest country though, it is simply to survive. well, its not the kind of survive where you have to stay alive, if it were like that everyone would stay in their cell. the object is to live life, but still keep in contact with reality. if you stop realizing that you're in a simulation, then you louse, the computer opens her eyes, and you wake up, get paid for testing their simulation, and go back to reality. the longer you stay in the simulation, however, the more you get paid. also, the more active you become, the more you get paid. everyone's simulation is different, except for the food hall, and major events, such as the recent war, or the re-election... or at least they all say that the simulation is the same in the food hall, i could never tell if i was actually interacting with other people, or if it was more of the simulation... I've also learned to not care about it anymore, and just go through the simulation normally, without thinking if im actually talking to real people. its weird to think about but i find it necessary, otherwise you'll go insane thinking about it, so i just assume no ones real. oh, i almost forgot, you also get paid by the greatness of the 'nation' that you live through. if they feel like the nation is great because of you, you get paid a lot more than if they feel like you ruined everything. i guess the point is to become the greatest in a way...
i know im in a simulation, but opening the food hall doors and finding that the colours decorating the walls are nearly white, but the room being entirely empty is strange... and even stranger, the room is filled with the same ad...
"COME SEE THE SHOW!" "COME SEE THE SHOW!" "COME AND SEE OUR SHOW!"
the room was filled with the same red and white ad. the only other thing in the room other than the ads, was one man in a black suit, staring at me, beckoning me over.
the only time anyone ever mentions a man in a black suit is when they have nearly forgotten that they live in a simulation, then they start to rant about how they keep seeing  a man in a black suit. well i know very well im in a simulation, and i intend to keep it like that...
i walk over to the man, and as i do, the walls turn from nearly white, to gray, to black. 
as i get close enough to the man, i can see its not a man at all, but a computer... or, at least he has the same face as the computer... i get even closer, and i see that it is in fact the same face as the computer, just without flesh and wires. the man, or... i guess hes a she now.... she extends her hand and says in a soft voice, 'its time to go home'. i almost take her hand, but then i realize what is about to happen. turn and run. i dont know how to react, so i just keep screaming "ITS A SIMULATION!" "ITS NOT REAL!" 
but the computer just responds with "then why are you running?" 


i dont know what to do, or where to go. i dont even know whats happening. today started off normal... well i woke up normally... all i know is there are these annoying ads and i feel like im about to throw up..  


i just got extremely dizzy... theres only one thing i can think of... see the show, see the show... 
i decided to do something I've never done before... 
i need to get away from the computer, i need to get away from the computer...


i keep running. im running out of places to run to. 
theres only one place left... 
all the portals are closed
all the doors are locked
except for one
its time, to see the show...

July first, 2012

its a new month, and you all know what that means...
STORY TIME

WAITER: GOODEVENINGSIR
me: (disgusted face) D:<
WAITER: D:<
me: D:< 
WAITER: D:< 

ANYWAYS, AS I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET ON MY WAY TO THE STORE, I SAW I LITTLE RED BUG. IT WAS THE MOST DISGUSTING BUG I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.I DECIDED TO KILL IT, AND MOVE ON WITH MY DAY. WHEN I FINALLY GOT TO THE STORE...       WHEN I GOT THE STUFF I NEEDED TO GET AT THE STORE...               I BOUGHT A BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR MY GAY BLACK FRIEND. ACTUALLY, I DONT THINK I KNOW ANYONE GAY, OR BLACK... IN FACT, I DONT THINK I'VE EVER SEEN EITHER A BLACK PERSON OR A GAY PERSON ANYWHERE EXCEPT IN MOVIES. ANYWAYS I BOUGHT THE CAKE AND STARTED ON MY WAY BACK HOME. AS I WAS WALKING HOME I RAN INTO MY CUBAN FRIEND DAVID. HE CONVINCED ME TO GO TO THE PARK WITH HIM AND FEED SOME BIRDS. BECAUSE THE PARK WAS ON MY WAY HOME, AND EVERYONE LOVES TO FEED BIRDS, I AGREED TO GO WITH HIM. WHEN WE GOT TO THE PARK, WE STARTED TO FEED THE BIRDS. FEEDING THEM STANDARD BREAD QUICKLY BECAUSE BORING SO WE STARTED TO WRAP SOME ROCKS WITH BREAD AND FEED THAT TO THE BIRDS. WHEN THAT BECAME BORING WE JUST STARTED TO FEED HOMELESS PEOPLE lSD. WE WERE HAVING A MARVELOUS TIME UNTIL MY CAKE STARTED TO MELT, SO I HURRIED HOME... ONLY TO FIND THAT EVERYTHING HAD TURNED INVISIBLE!!!