July first, 2012

its a new month, and you all know what that means...
STORY TIME

WAITER: GOODEVENINGSIR
me: (disgusted face) D:<
WAITER: D:<
me: D:< 
WAITER: D:< 

ANYWAYS, AS I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET ON MY WAY TO THE STORE, I SAW I LITTLE RED BUG. IT WAS THE MOST DISGUSTING BUG I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.I DECIDED TO KILL IT, AND MOVE ON WITH MY DAY. WHEN I FINALLY GOT TO THE STORE...       WHEN I GOT THE STUFF I NEEDED TO GET AT THE STORE...               I BOUGHT A BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR MY GAY BLACK FRIEND. ACTUALLY, I DONT THINK I KNOW ANYONE GAY, OR BLACK... IN FACT, I DONT THINK I'VE EVER SEEN EITHER A BLACK PERSON OR A GAY PERSON ANYWHERE EXCEPT IN MOVIES. ANYWAYS I BOUGHT THE CAKE AND STARTED ON MY WAY BACK HOME. AS I WAS WALKING HOME I RAN INTO MY CUBAN FRIEND DAVID. HE CONVINCED ME TO GO TO THE PARK WITH HIM AND FEED SOME BIRDS. BECAUSE THE PARK WAS ON MY WAY HOME, AND EVERYONE LOVES TO FEED BIRDS, I AGREED TO GO WITH HIM. WHEN WE GOT TO THE PARK, WE STARTED TO FEED THE BIRDS. FEEDING THEM STANDARD BREAD QUICKLY BECAUSE BORING SO WE STARTED TO WRAP SOME ROCKS WITH BREAD AND FEED THAT TO THE BIRDS. WHEN THAT BECAME BORING WE JUST STARTED TO FEED HOMELESS PEOPLE lSD. WE WERE HAVING A MARVELOUS TIME UNTIL MY CAKE STARTED TO MELT, SO I HURRIED HOME... ONLY TO FIND THAT EVERYTHING HAD TURNED INVISIBLE!!!