the egg story

today, i was going to write a post about how the universe was formed, but i decided to write this instead
...also, the picture from yesterday was not supposed to work, i know there is no picture, so stop complaining...
...morons

THE EGG PEOPLE
once upon a time, there was a little egg.
his name was jim
jim had a lot of egg friends.
jim was cool, and had a lot of egg friends.
jim had a cool tattoo of an egg with a tattoo.
one day, while jim was walking down the street, he saw a cat.
the cat was a brown cat.
the cat was a big cat too.
the cat was dead.
the cat died.
Cats tend to become paranoid and hide if they're sick or dying, because they think that someone's after them. Although they have no predators, it's still in their instincts to seek refuge.
jim was also walking down the street, and he saw a ball in the street.
jim was also walking down the street and saw a boy who had lost his ball.
jim decided to be a nice person, and to get the ball out of the middle of the street.
jim ran onto the freeway.
jim was hit by a semi-truck.
jim died.
jim was also a egg
jim was a dead egg.
don't get balls for little children who lost their balls, you'll just end up being hit by a semi-truck, just like 26 million cats per year...