remember?

when i was little, i used to drink lemonade out of shot glasses
when i was a little older, i would put whipped cream on watermelon slices and pretend they were pies
when i was a little older than that, i would feed old people, dogs, and babies peanut butter
when i was a little older than that i would put.... in little baggies at make them look like candy and put them in elementary schools
when i was a little older than that i would go around killing peoples cats
and now, i came up with the best idea in the world. to buy the world... i know what you're thinking, 'but jason, the world is very expensive', but dont worry, i have a plan. what im going to do, is take a very large loan in order to initially buy the world, then use the worlds money to pay off the loan, then its like i never spent anything at all, but you get to own the world.