life...

as it turns out, I'm not really dead. i found myself beached on, well, a beach. well, there was sand... and... beach things. anyways, all i knew was, i was really hungry. i was so hungry that i could eat a pig. not those little pigs like you see in movies, im talking about a huge flying pig, like you see on album covers. and so, i ate a pig, then another, then another until it became dark. i quickly dug a small hole and fell asleep