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Friday, January 20, 2012

different

im sorry i didn't post yesterday, i was in a coma.

also my virtual boy came, at first it didn't work, but then it worked, weird huh...

one time i was at school, and i noticed two freshmen getting into a fight, so i called over my friends and we patiently watched to see who was going to throw the first punch. we watched as they were calling each other names and getting closer to each other's  face, but i noticed something different about them... something odd, and it was not just the fact that the names they were calling each other were names such as "poop head" or "poop butt". no, there was something off... then i realized that, they, um.... were.... ree....tards....
and so i looked around at everyone else watching and started to walk away, until i heard one say to the other "YOU RETARD!" and that got my attention. i turned back around and heard the other say "YEAH WELL YOU ARE TOO!" and this really got my attention. all of a sudden the crowed grew double its original size and then i saw one... slap... the other. i walked away after that.

really the best you can do to your friend that called you a retard is to lightly slap them on the hand?!?! oh well.

this reminds me of a bible story, more when i wake from my coma

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